duck bastard
@trilies
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:43 PM
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:43 PM
[crypto bullshit/schadenfreude/nsfw, technically]
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:46 PM
welcome to the future
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:46 PM
so... in other words... he was fucked hard
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
@cinnamonical
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:46 PM
a new meaning to — DAMN IT
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:47 PM
taken for a ride, if you will
Dragons Dragons
@jisusushi
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:49 PM
ha
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
@DrFishbone
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:50 PM
BWAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
Reverse Mermaid
@inkblotmeringue
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:54 PM
installed the app
the fuck kind of dildo you got that needs an app
januki
@tentaclemonster
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:54 PM
I am skeptical this isn't a shitpost without looking into it
W(erewolf)ILF
@omixgirl10
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:56 PM
Reverse Mermaid
they are out there and ABSURDLY expensive slkjfdsl
W(erewolf)ILF
@omixgirl10
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:56 PM
but god. yeah this is either very satisfying schadenfreude or an imo pretty quality shitpost
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
@pashchan
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:58 PM
good, you need to be taught a lesson.
𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒏 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏
@espathra
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:59 PM
sounds like hooking up this dildo was a real cockup
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
@pashchan
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 7:59 PM
I don't wish for like most people to be hacked by people that hack sex toys, but NFT people deserve it.
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
@DrFishbone
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 8:05 PM
if it's a shitpost he's devoted to the bit cause his whole twitter is nft stuff
Mister Icicle
@basedbase
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 8:25 PM
I feel like somebody that wasn't devoted to the bit wouldn't whole-ass name themselves 'crypto bitlord,' but maybe I'm underestimating people.
Cookie Politics
@rag_doll_witch
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:43 PM
regular reminder that shit like "Bluetooth controlled [insert thing here]" are highly susceptible to being highjacked do to the nature of Bluetooth
Cookie Politics
@rag_doll_witch
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:45 PM
This is well known in tech circles
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
@pashchan
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:47 PM
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:47 PM
like... it's extremely telling that the people that work on these 'smart everyday devices connected to the internet' refuse them in their daily lives.
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
@pashchan
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:47 PM
it's why I tell my mom to not get an alexa.
hiroc
@Sonica
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:48 PM
I mean, I'm not surprised. Tho it's usually something more likely to make people freaked out like
hiroc
@Sonica
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:48 PM
I think I read an article about hijacked... what's that sex toy again
hiroc
@Sonica
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:48 PM
something that hold a guy's dick hostage
Dragons Dragons
@jisusushi
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:49 PM
chastity device
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:49 PM
Cock ring?
hiroc
@Sonica
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:49 PM
one of them, yeah
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
@pashchan
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:49 PM
John Oliver literally talked about this:
Ransomware: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:49 PM
Ooh that's amazing
hiroc
@Sonica
Wed, Dec 22, 2021 11:50 PM
Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users...
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installed the appthe fuck kind of dildo you got that needs an app