brainstew
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brainstew
brainstew
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Why must Uber drivers hanging out by the Jetport take my rides and then cancel last second? Just don't grab them.
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It happens more to Eli than me.
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But it's still shitty.
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Found a food that metformin has made intolerable: cottage cheese.
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I like cottage cheese, too, and I like the brand I got, but ugh, eating it is a struggle.
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It's not expired either so I'm assuming this is that side effect my mother mentioned to me.
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I tried. Gonna toss it.
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oh gross it has stevia, that's why!
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UGH MY TEA TASTES BAD.
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the stevia has fucked up my tongue.
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GGGGAAAAAAHHSHFSHLS
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drank some lemon water and it's undoing the stevia damage.
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IT COATS YOUR TONGUE, I SWEAR
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in other news, i did a powerwash of my chromebook and it appears to be working fine. knock on fucking wood.
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maxie made some prime gremlin noises when i gave him a chicken treat.
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god, fucking natasha didn't show up until an hour and a half past her shift.
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was supposed to start.
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How Many Carbs Should a Diabetic Eat?
found this nightmare of a man.
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FASTING WHEN DIABETIC???
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jfc you're asking for hell.
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oH MY GOD HE'S A FUCKING KETO SHILL.
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THAT EXPLAINS IT.
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every person i see recommending under 50g of carbs for a day is a fucking keto shill. what the fuck???
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i
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god i keep worrying about my mom.
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jesus, okay. so at work. natasha tried to convince me to do something OTHER than take my meds for my diabetes. and i was no, i'm sticking to the meds.
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"so you've just accepted it?"
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in my head i was: OH MY FUCK SHUT UP.
THE SHUNT
uhhhh so you've accepted your... your diagnosis???
uhhhh so you've accepted your... your diagnosis???
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there's people that believe just going on a super restrictive diet like keto or atkins will cure diabetes.
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me, hearing my osteoarthritis diagnosis: well i'm just going to do yoga and go on a niche unsustainable diet and reverse it!!!
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that sounds dangerous
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and then there's others that believe in some hippy dippy teas.
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IT IS VERY DANGEROUS.
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if it was that easy to fix it would anyone have even invented insulin lol
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Diabetic ketoacidosis is fucking real, natasha.
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and like most type twos don't need insulin. many use metformin.
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but like
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LORD
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AMERICA IS FULL OF SUGARY BS.
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she also had to tell me about her eating disorder and how men hit on her all the time.
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while her boyfriend is in the apartment downstairs.
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she's 38. mY AGE.
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her boyfriend is 25.
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and i noticed she really wants to get chummy with alan, who is 29.
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and i'm kinda like oh fucking god what are you, ma'am???
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i believe cougar is the technical term
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CAN'T RELATE
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in fantasy great but irl often when someone irritates me i find out later they are like a decade younger and i'm like ah thats why they have not suffered for long enough on this sin cursed world
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i can be friends with younger people.
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i CAN'T DATE THEM.
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I JUST CAN'T.
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eli is just four months younger than me.
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and we make jokes.
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just like dating a 25 year old??? nope. i don't want that.
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most 25 year olds don't know how to fucking do the dishes.
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MOST 25 YEAR OLDS DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DO THE DISHES - A GENIUS WRITER SPEAKING THE TRUTH 2021
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i DON'T WANNA TRAIN ANYONE.
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WELP, I ATE A CHOCOLATE CAKE THING AND NOW I FEEL BAD.
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not have much sugar has sharpened my taste buds where sugar is AWFUL NOW.
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moving from the states to australia did that
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i sometimes order snacks from USA SNACKS sites & i do not anymore bcuz it tastes fucking gross now lol
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i got an applebees chocolate cake thing and it was okay tasting but also blah.
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GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CRAVING THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
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YOu'RE FREE
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i AM
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tbh, all i want to eat lately is like cauliflower with pesto or cucumbers with hummus.
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OR BLACKBERRIES.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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i keep getting blackberries.
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blackberries fucking own
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used to pick them wild in the forest as a kid like a fucking gnome lol
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lOL SAME.
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i miss doing that.
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same with blueberries.
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the caveman inside me fucking loves picking berries and putting them in a basket (and also eating them as i pick)
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there's a place near me where you can pick strawberries.
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IT'S SATISFYING TO EAT THE BERRIES YOU FIND.
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same with apple picking.
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my grandmother had blueberry bushes and an apple tree.
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oh man picking strawberries right off the vine......... CHEFSKISS
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down in texas, we picked keylimes and lemons.
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my mom used to grow them in her garden but the bunnies would get most of em BUT FOR A SHORT TIME... FRESHPICKED BERRIEs!!
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oh man that sounds amazing
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those must have been well fed buns.
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THEY WERE LOL. there were veggies too
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they would have babies every summer in the garden
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my mom told me she had a tamarind tree in her yard growing up.
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omg, bABIES
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in other news
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lad
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glad
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i got the update done
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ObGyn Reacts: Didn't Know I Was Pregnant | 40yo with...
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i like watching this doc.