give me one of your characters and one of mine and receive an au
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give me one of your characters and one of mine and receive an au
give me one of your characters and one of mine and receive an au
Princess Emily
Bechamel and Kali Flower go,
Dirk Warhard
...Joachim and Booster, cowboy AU
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Princess Emily
: little mermaid au,
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bechamel is a horrible screaming mermaid who sees a handsome prince (duke) at sea and ALSO sees this horrible land witch sinking his boat
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she makes a deal with a sea witch/scientist and gives up her precious voice for a chance to hunt down this witch and fight with her. its fine. its like wearing weighted training clothes she can explore herself and her personality without her defining characteristic and then she'll be even worse when she gets it back. it's fine.
Villain
Kadam and Sera
Princess Emily
oh my god
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from the perspective of kali, this weird looking but weirdly hot girl broke into her house and has been slithering around her floor and trying to stab her and shes not not into it
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they do a lot of charades and bechamel HATES it and Kali takes too long to interpret things on purpose, she thinks it's very funny
Echo
Magda and Party Satan.
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and then they end up both turning into mermaids and ruling over the sea by invasion, much like in canon,
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Dirk Warhard
: good lord.
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all right so first of all, skeets is a talking horse
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Joachim is REALLY into the western aesthetic and has run away from his vampire family to ride the sunset trails
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he has brought some sort of Shadow Heartsy horrible devil horse
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Booster is also REALLY into the western aesthetic and is still from The Future
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both of them think that the other guy is a real genuine cowboy
Dirk Warhard
bless their stupid hearts
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Joachim going "ah shit this guy has SUNGLASSES his cowboy levels are so powerful i must learn from him"
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Booster going "oh man this guy just picked up his horse and started running with it to go faster I guess that's normal and I DO have the tech to mimic that"
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*sunglasses and a cape
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they're both stupid in exactly the right ways to make the other one worse
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Villain
: Naruto AU,
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Kadam is an allegedly washed up tokubetsu jonin, Sera's a missing-nin who has joined up with an akatsuki-esque idealogical group but her heart isn't in it and shes just trying to get by
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Kadam does water type ninjutsu and will summon enough water to flood the place and THEN summon a giant aquatic goat creature at ramming speed but it takes a lot of work to do that under fire
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she needs a frontliner to draw aggro
Villain
someone with an extravegant personality
Villain
While she sets up
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Sera has one of those bullshit mystical swords, I think this one has a serrated edge and when she cuts someone with it it makes a hovering copy of the sword
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naturally she is also going to flip around like an asshole in a mask and cloak,
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Echo
: Otherwise known as Kimmins
Echo
The real question is are they the king of the dead and the fae queen in this situation, or are they the ones who set it up, as a two-man con?
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that was the question i also had
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mags does have heavy fae queen energy
Echo
...consider: it's a two-man con specifically to lure both entities there and steal their jobs.
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oh shit
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IT IS
Echo
She wasn't the fae queen when they turned on that blender, but she's gonna be by the time they're done.
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I reckon they're minion/background type characters who are using some more wholesome protagonists as part of their plot
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some sort of setup where some tragic starcrossed lovers are trying to reunite despite one of them being dead and magda is the heroine's wisecracking animal companion
Echo
Fuck, perfect, yes.
Echo
You thought she was your funny talking animal comic relief, but surprise- she's got plans. She's got schemes. She's a talking bird, she can do what she wants, and she wants to steal (the throne).
Echo
I feel like Party Satan is handling the other half of their two-man con by being the "harmless wacky minion" for whoever the supposed main antagonist is.
Echo
Probably the king of the dead, I guess, since Magda's working the fae side of things and they're already a skeleton anyway.
Echo
They keep losing to the protagonists on purpose to maneuver them into the right position.
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They can stay in contact because Mags ate Party Satan's freshly dead eyeballs or something
Magical☆Gurll
throw back thuesday, minako and mae
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Thinks about this a lot during work