[dargon heist]
we must assume from the fact that all dwarves are scottish (from the transitive property of scottish vikings) that dwarves have an affinity for deep fried foods. in other words Ragna is all over the mushroom fritters

we're going to the fair and fair foods came up

someone suggested this implies the delicacy known as Dwarven Eggs

a common misconception, dwarven eggs are actually an orc dish

oh and Astura is about to be hit in the face with his past

characters I did not expect to inform my dorf: Captain Tagon