Plot with me for December.... because this month is Dirk's MOVIE PREMIERE, and also I will be holding some streamed watch parties!

Count me in for the movie some how! I had to fall off the face of the earth this month, but I'm very eager for that.

🧊🔥 : Hell yes!! But also no worries, I fell off the face of the earth for a FEW months, it is only now that I am BACK WITH A VENGEANCE. A vangeance, and a Nicolas Cage film.

.... *vengeance

I accept both of those things, specifically and both those spellings lmao. I'm so excited to see what you come up with.

Right now the plan is for Dirk's movie to premiere on Christmas and also he'll throw... you know, a party, which Jane is helping with so it will only be like, 50% Weird Dirk Decisions about what constitutes a fitting premiere party. It's also a Christmas party, I guess, in the same way Dirk will be calling his film a Christmas movie.

Bumping as I get ready for bed

...I thought you wrote "vangeance" on purpose as like. a sbahj-esque thing.

but also, Felix will want to watch Dirk's movie but probably will not understand or enjoy it lkjsfdg

sword gremlin 🔪 : Please make Grant or Chip explain to him what an animatronic themed restaurant is,

skdjsjfj oh my god XD

G O D

I mean, I guess if you really wanted to make sure he didn't understand: ask Dave