Received his first Christmas present today

UPS driver dropped of a package to be opened ASAP. It's an advent calendar. Each day there is a small box of various exotic coffee beans.

I like my advent calendar better.

Swamp Daddy : are you going to drink a bottle of wine everyday until Christmas?

beken : It’s looking that way. They are only half bottles (375 ml), not full bottles (750 ml).

Swamp Daddy : you need two of those

beken : or someone to share them with.