skerple
Ul'dah seems to be a happening place lately for some reason
skerple
also there's a player here named Fyrjhozirn Styrmwyn and that's so cool I don't care how not-strictly-lore-compliant it is
skerple
Fire-and-Fury Stormsdaughter
skerple
takes liberties with the form but that is an INTENSELY Roegadyn name
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
dang
ちらさき
I've noticed Gridania is pretty full recently, too. I guess just due to all the new people. Used to be there might be one or two standing around the aetheryte.
ちらさき
Now there are groups of people all over.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
gridania's been slammed on siren lately
anal railgun
pre-EW hype
anal railgun
idk how it is on your DC but on crystal a lot of RP venues have been holding events off-premise and in like. less "private" settings than usual, to spice it up for for a last hurrah before everybody vanishes into endwalker hiatus for a month
skerple
you know, I HAVE been seeing more shout advertisements for venues
skerple
somebody started emoting at me and then sent a tell saying "best femroe look ever"
pastel ranma
Aw nice!
🎃SPOOKY NOAH🎃
eheheh
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/3SZA2bkRg7rBkSVF36UHSO.png very good
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/7hDWebqV7OzMxD6Y5FHEHg.png anyway this is what I was wearing last night when I got complimented
skerple
I need to start working on a winter look but I do love this swimsuit glam
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https://images.plurk.com/3ZYxSEVsO2KMUye83Xnvtp.png DGHKSDFH OH MY GOD THE GUY ON THE RIGHT
skerple
SIR? SIR???
skerple
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DYEING YOUR SUBLIGAR TO A SLIGHTLY DARKER HUE SIR
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
no
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/3pidE3OxvS9sL7zEK48g4A.png it's so unfortunate
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/66J4gejVXpVgmtZTlPKDnP.png wheezes
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https://images.plurk.com/64kaO81GSv5E4AZG2DZLF3.png wait I'm sorry they were just SEALING WEIRD EXPERIMENTAL MONSTERS in a HOLE IN THE DESERT
skerple
thaumaturges: no sense of right and wrong
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
that's thaumaturges baby
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
big illegal shit happening in there
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/4e48GlQ7dgjuYZGNoASwTX.png I love the accidental implication that this guy knows my dad
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
that or 'you're eight feet tall and jacked, i should have known you'd say some welsh shit'
skerple
dfksgdh yes also that
skerple
oh no i care these Ala Mhigan sisters so much
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/6AUrKOZ38t9IBcWcaozBuJ.png wise
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GREG
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
GREG!!!!!!!
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/2MEwODpHAqMd8xOKZ39Aaa.png inhales.
exhales.
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/ZF0bzv5ThGelFtZDXzhbF.png :c nooo
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ultros is, as ever, horny.
anal railgun
as a black mage main: what's a sense of right and wrong
anal railgun
can you power astral fire with it
L'Cygna Tovah
Ultros is horny, rich people are racist, yadda yadda
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/5o9fRlYX3hYi1aDTWeuJYK.png honestly the slapstick in the Hildibrand sidequests is just. master class.
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/1ZFdl81Ztuy4KNgJcB8To6.png https://images.plurk.com/7xS8mGPj6FvPGpvmkR8kIz.jpg
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/2WnPacEn4AlPv0oDryqmMn.png hildy.
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/1YkVSHUQhDW422OR0qNfeR.png ...... sure.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
that's hildibrand, baby
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/6hu3q5sATKOa0xUnxwa9Ii.png can't imagine why that would be the case, in Ul'dah,,,
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
Fuck The Rich
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/6T5IT1NzUk4MJgFZpojhTB.png
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/H1e2778hzUagu9NQsIoue.png n.. nashu...
skerple
omg all of them watching Enkidu and the coblyn go by despite all being freeze-framed
skerple
that's the kind of goof you can only really do in a video game
skerple
honestly the Hildibrand stuff feels like nothing so much as a really good in-house machinima
skerple
let's fuck with these game models and make them do things they were never actually meant to be able to do
skerple
if Hildibrand's face animation ever gets less janky and rig-breaking I will riot
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
don't worry.
skerple
excellent.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
:3
skerple
man... all these people in Ul'dah make me wanna do something wildly generous
skerple
like giving out minions
skerple
maybe I'll go catch a fuckton of ninja bettas and desynth to get a pile of assassin fry
skerple
not wildly difficult to get, but enough out of the way that a lot of people won't have it
anal railgun
yeah if not for the damned man-in-dress gags they keep dropping into them the hildibrand quests would be some of my favorite content in the game purely for the comic timing and experimentation with the framing/modeling
L'Cygna Tovah
yeah
L'Cygna Tovah
the one flaw
L'Cygna Tovah
I mean, I'm not always in the MOOD for Hildy
L'Cygna Tovah
but it's still good comedy
L'Cygna Tovah
except for when the joke is "man wears dress! badly, of course!"
skerple
yyyyyyeah
skerple
the detail that extra grinds my gears about the man-in-dress gags, beyond the very fact of them existing, is that Hildy doesn't even look bad in a dress
skerple
he just needs to not be allowed to do his own makeup
anal railgun
hildy could look fine in a dress. ffxiv makes it so you can make dude characters look just fine in a dress
anal railgun
hildy looking shitty in a dress, therefore, is deliberate
L'Cygna Tovah
YEAH
skerple
it would be a lot funnier if the crux of the gag was less "man in dress UGLY!!" and "hildy. hildy, why the FUCK did you think this would fool anyone. you are so obviously you and not the lady you are trying to impersonate, what the fuck"
skerple
but of course, funnier still if they just DIDN'T DO THAT
L'Cygna Tovah
yes
skerple
like have him impersonate a lala or something
skerple
hell, you could have DONE THAT in the lapis maiden bit
skerple
with minimal rewriting to make the lady in question also a lala, rather than an adopted Hyur
skerple
Hildibrand you're a full yalm taller than the person you're trying to impersonate, HOW did you think this was going to work
skerple
like there's so many ways you can do the joke of "Hildibrand is breathtakingly bad at impersonation and invincibly ignorant to this fact" without it having to be a bad drag joke too
skerple
impersonate an au ra with like cardboard horns clipped to his hair
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operation: assassin fry has been canceled. turns out I hate fishing up ninja bettas and I was wildly lucky to get the minion on my second desynth
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/69xHIj3T5pshndV9mcZ37T.png oh HELL yes
skerple
always a good feeling when you get the location that exact
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/1RTRmoLWpTzitRcv2NBWv5.png
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oh shit I got reminded that Cerigg was waiting for me in Mord Souq
skerple
and now we have an elf boy
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Cerigg: Travel between worlds isn't possible, is it?
Keimgeim:
Un(t)sundered
"so about that..."
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/1GYIx4LpryD6j76zdOXvbv.png :c
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https://images.plurk.com/7whDhs8gdMqrBc338QKBAO.png BAW
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https://images.plurk.com/5OW1TP0Cd9XbxTsgUt7B79.png oh no :c
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/5pgiKMVtbtWx4vNpcDOQ6V.png babey
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https://images.plurk.com/ZVnHMzCwdTwRct15tqtEq.png LMAO OH MY GOD RIP TO ANYONE WHO DECIDED TO PROGRESS THEIR ROLE QUESTS BEFORE COMPLETING BASE SHADOWBRINGERS
skerple
OH NO THIS VISION
anal railgun
lmaooooooo
skerple
I IMMEDIATELY HAVE A HORRIBLE SENSE OF WHERE THIS IS GOING
anal railgun
I BET YOU DO
Un(t)sundered
look. Cerigg doesn't know what the WoL has been up to
anal railgun
cerigg's just a humble bounty hunter doing his best
anal railgun
he knows sweet fuckall about any of that other rot
anal railgun
what he knows: how to do his job, what counts as basic decency, how to talk to children
anal railgun
what he doesn't know: Oh Boy
skerple
probably happier that way tbqh
skerple
wol has seen Some Shit
anal railgun
oh he's. immensely happier that way
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/1ZAycgjiWiaTgyYNIRhY5A.png fuck. i was right.
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/3uRGWcjkHzv3hONzRdpJiD.png ... was that echo transitive??
skerple
Cerigg: well that's a lot to unpack but not out here
skerple
honestly cerigg has the patience of a fucking saint right now
skerple
because from his perspective, What The Sweet Crispy Fuck
anal railgun
iirc and/or best guess, what the echo was may have been triggered by the sight of the cardinal virtue/you experiencing its body's past, but it was, also, at least in part you experiencing taynor's memory right as he remembered it, too
anal railgun
honestly cerigg's unflappable patience his most endearing quality
anal railgun
*is
skerple
god he's so good with taynor
skerple
what a real solid big brother type he is
skerple
Cerigg: oh god how do I children
Also Cerigg: [is incredibly patient and understanding and is a consistently kind, steadying presence for Taynor]
skerple
and the next step is level gated so I guess I'll be picking that up another time
skerple
--oh my god I'm still in the ARR Hildibrand content??
anal railgun
oh. yeah
anal railgun
did you not know
skerple
I did not
skerple
I had no sense of where in the content I was
skerple
though in hindsight it does seem obvious
Dead Mentors
Yeah each expac has its own distinct Hildibrand adventure. You won't be out of ARR until you've resolved the mystery.
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