Ask me to clarify wild things you've picked up about my canons!

let me tell you about Homestuck

Unfortunately I think we've read about the same amount of Homestuck as you have but like question: what the fuck is up with Emet Selch like is he a doomsday cult guy or a lone actor, I feel like there's others Like Him but I never hear about them

okay so Emet-Selch is one of the Ascians, a group of dudes (gender nonspecific) in black robes who are behind a lot of bad shit over the course of the game

uh

so I guess he IS a doomsday cult guy, if doomsday cult's god was real and formed from massive amounts of belief and energy

RIGHT ASCIANS that's the word I was trying to remember and failing to

and also if doomsday cult guy was immortal and trying to restore the world to "the way it used to be"

like he has a non-exploded future in mind

just, a lot of worlds have to be exploded in the process

the other Ascians we've met are Lahabrea, Elidibus, Nabriales, Igeyorhm, Mitron, Loghrif, and Fandaniel

er

major ones

there are also their minions who are mostly just, you know. minions.

Emet-Selch is the... most popular Ascian? In that he's the most personable/the only one who doesn't come in swinging with "trying to defeat you because I Am Evil Today"

yes

he's definitely Fandom's Most Fuckable

I would describe him as "the most attractive Ascian", not because I personally am attracted to him but because so many other people are

Also he's the one we have like. the most backstory for

and yeah, he's the one who introduces himself as a person rather than a boss fight

that too

Yeah that'd do it. I have literally never heard the names of any of the other Ascians before but now I know!!

they have. a whole Deal. and it's not over yet!

~December 7th~

Dec. 7th! (And then whenever pandaemonium drops)

Un(t)sundered : two weeks after for lore (merry christmas) and four weeks after for savage raids

I'm probably not going to be touching savage but also at lore being here by christmas

i am just pumped for whatever the hell the music is gonna be