[cat owner life] nepeta, why are you perched on my spine, making a Demanding Meow

I assume for the same reason my tiny dog sits on mine.

i understand she crushes my spine on the regular, but why the demanding meow..... nepeta what do you wnt

i can't DO anything with you on my spine, child!!

You think she cares!!!!

Wants you to walk around with her perched like that

She walks on all fours it's not so hard!!

What does she think you can do for her while she's sitting on you