james, laying here staring at etsy: .......i probably shouldn't get my boss a spa gift box thing that says "Relax, Bitch", huh

Relax Btch Gift Box Stress Relief Gift Basket Anxiet...

note: this is not for no reason, we're doing a Secret Santa, and I pulled her name

I hope you're not expecting me to talk you down.

we all filled out whole lil' worksheet thing to help our secret santa out if they pulled us, but, fun fact, my boss didn't fill out, like, half of it

MA'M, WHY DID YOU NOT PUT IN 'HOBBIES'

meanwhile, for "Books", "Movies", "Games", and "Music", I flipped the page over because I felt I was not given nearly enough space to write Anything Of Worth, which is how this happened

and then my supervisors were like WE MEANT MORE LIKE GENRES AND STUFF??

James:

(meanwhile, a coworker: i love this for you, i hope i pull you, you'll be easy to shop for)

anyway, other and less offensive possibilities

Northern Lights Necklace With Wolf Wood Resin Neckla...

Ring in Ocean Sustainable Jewelry Rings Blue Rings |...

Carnation Necklace Real Flower Necklace Handmade Tea...

Carnation Pressed Flower Earrings Dry January Birthd...

Pepsi Handmade 7.5 Can Candle Vanilla Scent Great Gi...

God, that first one is so tempting

I love that aurora necklace, though

she's not a bad person (that I have experienced, anyway), and a coworker posted to the TEAMs chat "TOODALOO BITCHES" in a dumb meme when she ran away for vacation, so I'm like.... could i get away with this and it would be fine....

ponders this as well since she said she liked vanilla smells

Vanilla Bean Large Gift Box Winter Gift Box Winter B...

Relaxation Gift Vanilla Candle Set | Etsy

I would go with the vanilla bean if you're not quite sure of her humor.

otherwise the first one is fun (maybe put a sticker over I? like it's worksafe?)

but, that still depends in humor.

but the vanilla bean set feels safe and easily appreviayed.

appreciated.

I'm not sure of a lot of things, lmao, so that's probably the main reason I was wobbling on that. But it doesn't look like that set comes in anything but lavender, and I'd like to at least act like I read the secret santa forms lmao