Uncle Royd
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Uncle Royd
An army of vampires from another dimension figured out how to get to Earth
Uncle Royd
We had no way to stop them
Uncle Royd
So they accelerated a train to 99.9999% the speed of light and sent it through a portal to Vampire Earth
Vehrec
oh
Uncle Royd
"How did they get a train going that fast?"
Uncle Royd
Listen
Vehrec
that seems a touch extreme
Uncle Royd
Dr. Dinosaur was involved
Uncle Royd
You're better off not knowing the details
JojaDogeFriend
So they fired a bullet train
Uncle Royd
like a bullet, yes
Uncle Royd
very good
MundersAWundus
load a bullet train onto the rail gun