Villain
[AR] 
Villain
An army of vampires from another dimension figured out how to get to Earth
Villain
We had no way to stop them
Villain
So they accelerated a train to 99.9999% the speed of light and sent it through a portal to Vampire Earth
Vehrec
oh
Villain
"How did they get a train going that fast?"
Villain
Listen
Vehrec
that seems a touch extreme
Villain
Dr. Dinosaur was involved
Villain
You're better off not knowing the details
Doge-lover Joja
So they fired a bullet train
Villain
like a bullet, yes
Villain
very good
MundersOWundus
load a bullet train onto the rail gun