Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:20 PM
[ranking of kings 5] hey uhhh what the FUCK is going on in this kingdom
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:20 PM
I want you to put yourself in Daida's shoes for this
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:20 PM
imagine you are the prince of a kingdom
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:21 PM
your father has just died, and you have ascended to the throne through slightly sketchy methods, as suggested by your magic mirror
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:21 PM
now it is, according to the mirror, "time"
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:21 PM
two masked silent figures, attendants of the old king, take you to an underground chamber
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:22 PM
where your father, who just died like a week ago, is standing, frozen exactly as he was at the moment of his death
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:22 PM
his frozen body is lowered into a giant container full of whirling blades
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:22 PM
it's destroyed, crown and all, and a black sludge pours out into a spherical vessel
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:22 PM
the vessel is then subjected to intense heat
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:22 PM
then, cracked open
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:22 PM
inside it is a golden egg, the size of a chicken egg
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:23 PM
the egg hatches, and a weird, ugly bird comes out, growing to massive size in seconds
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:23 PM
the attendants shove it into a giant oven chamber, then decapitate it
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:23 PM
the bird's body is incinerated
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:23 PM
from its ashes, they pull a pearl-like spherical gem
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:24 PM
and place it into a cup filled with blood from the bird's head
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:24 PM
then, turn to you
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:24 PM
"Drink this"
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:24 PM
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:25 PM
he did not drink it
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:25 PM
yeah idk if i would either
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:25 PM
I cannot stress enough how Daida didn't know ANY of this was going to happen
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:25 PM
they just puree'd his dead father and turned him into an egg, grew a phoenix out of it, then decapitated it and told him to drink its blood
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:41 PM
all i can think about it how that seems like, just, such a wildly convoluted process
RobotApocalypse
@ninjarobotclone
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 5:41 PM
why did you need all those steps
Lightning Bolt
@graygriffin
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 6:22 PM
"well we need phoenix blood"
Lightning Bolt
@graygriffin
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 6:23 PM
"here's a ritual to hatch a phoenix from an egg"
"well we need an egg"
Lightning Bolt
@graygriffin
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 6:23 PM
"well here's a ritual to turn a corpse into an egg"
Snowdrops ﾐ☆
@danidanidanica
Sat, Nov 13, 2021 6:27 PM
they really just had this kid watch that wholeass process like ah yes surely he will have no problems with this
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"well we need an egg"