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having to use my tablet has exposed me to the wonders of youtube ads and I got one about an acclaimed vet or whatever talking about how dog food can be bullshit with ingredients, which is obejectively true.

first thing he says that is a 'pet health destroyer' is preservatives and my eyes fucking glazed over
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when will people fucking learn most preservatives are natural in origin
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the funny thing is I went to his page which is selling dog food (of course), looked at the ingreedient list and HI THERE PRESERVATIVES
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next funny thing is he was trying to claim dogs are obligate carnivores
Usagi
lays here yup
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and LMAO WOW
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me: uhhh, what the fuck? no they're not, they not as omnivorous as we are but wolves will happily eat berries and shit
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corn and soy are common allergens but jesus chris
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he also tried to claim preservatives cause depression in dogs
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and saying barley is bad which n...no.... many dogs are fine with barley....
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FOOD COLORING BAD
Me, tiredly: god this is hitting the crunchy granola people so hard lol
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he had an example with preservatives in like, this dressing he liked that said no preservatives on the label, the claimed a friend of his in the food industry said that the people who sell it are just bottlers so they can claim no preservatives
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me: actually, because most preservatives are derived from natural sources, they are classified as ingredients
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like im not kidding thats how they get away with it
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oh my god
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MEAT BY PRODUCTS BAD BECAUSE THEY PUT THINGS LIKE INTESTINES IN IT
me, blinking: you mean the natural viscera they eat in the wild??
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god its so fucking weird to see people shy away from OH NO INNER PARTS
Usagi
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DOG FOOD ISNT MONITORED BY THE FDA
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y...yes, because thats concerned with human health and safety
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ah fuck i accidentally closed the app but man. I just had to laught at PRESERVATIVES BAD /quietly hopes you wont notice the preservatives in the overpriced dog food they're attempting to sell
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also the DOG NEED MEAT AND NO FILLERS / over half the list of ingredients are veggies or fruits for filler
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god lol in the beginning he mentioned being on a bunch of talk shows and i just immediately went 'so you're a terrible vet then'
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gut instinct: correct
Usagi
mmmmhm
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dr marty goldstien and OH. HES A HOLLISTIC GUY.
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hahaha yep thats why his ad seemed tailored for the crunchy granola hollistic crowd
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holy shit his cancer treatment is fucking insane
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the article im reading says he...one sec
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oh NO,
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The centerpiece of Goldstein’s cancer-fighting program, Immune-Augmentative Therapy, consists of naturally isolated immune components from healthy patients injected under the skin of sick ones to enhance their immune systems.
Usagi
????????
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its absolutely insane and based on a failed human cancer treatment. because doing that would literally send the immune system into overdrive BECAUSE YOU ARE INJECTING FOREIGN IMMUNE SYSTEM MARKERS GODDAMN
Usagi
YEAH LIKE,,,
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people really out here just trying to make up any reason to not use stem cells
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like we don't have enough dumb as hell reasons they aren't used
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