John Constantine vs The Joker

Otherwise known as a lesson in why heroes(???) and villains tend to be balanced by personality traits

As someone who plays both I can confirm that Joker would have very little fun with John Constantine.

He likes it when he get bigger reactions.

the SOUNDS I MADE

I made such choking horrible laughter the baes came to check and see if I was okay

I MEAN. Can you imagine him texting Harley complaining about how he's having absolutely no fun at work.

John is just made of magic and exhausted and done with all this shit. And he's seen it all and done it all so the Joker is kind of mundane for him. Oh look, another monstrous tosser. At least this one can't use magic I guess.

IN THE BACK OF A -- akldjfhalkdsjfhalkdsjhf

/dead

I MEAN

It's John.

y e p

LOL

John is someone who could definitely get away with mocking the Joker and has seen enough horrifying shit to barely give the Joker much of a reaction

When you deal with demons and other supernatural creepies, a very twisted human being who uses chemicals and weapons is not going to be that intimidating comparitively.

He's a disaster, but he's a disaster that doesn't think the Joker is anything but another shitty human.

just because he's a disaster doesn't mean he's wrong

This is very true.

That is amazing.

It's such a fun post

That's exactly the kind of banter I used to have with Alexis and the occasional hero.

A: Teaming up was a mistake, hambone. Now you got two idiots to rescue: yourself and Little Red Riding Hood over here.
H: Who, him? I hate that guy, do your worst.
A: W-wait, what?
H: Think fast! /throws a savage punch

Lmao, that's great.