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EsperBot
B E A N S
Snake-Kun
Apparently it has EDM for the soundtrack
Quinnfernal
from DALDO
skerple
desperately looks for the Obvious Plant logo
BattroidBattery
me too
BattroidBattery
me too.
oh i'm scary
they threw beans on him
oh i'm scary
honestly what's this kid doing getting made fun of
oh i'm scary
those crosses look like solid gold
Quinnfernal
those kids are trying to tear his arms off
oh i'm scary
he could beat the SHIT out of his bullies
oh i'm scary
"I'm gonna go beat up Edward Aluminumbaseballbathands, what could go wrong"
Haze Arquebus
bean boy looks like someone fused mineta with that little snitch bastard kid from recess
Lightning Bolt
honestly the only thing that makes me really feel "fake" is the beans part because there's no biblical symbolism there
Lightning Bolt
I can absolutely buy this as a shitty direct-to-video christian film
Quinnfernal
yeah same
Quinnfernal
the beans make me think it's fake
Lightning Bolt
I found this post that suggests it's fake although there's no explicitly visible evidence
DIE!Ba Nana
Question: what is the "important lesson" here?
Quinnfernal
don't have christ for arms
(it's a helmet)
Lightning Bolt
: truewagner's watermark is technically evidence; that account is another obvious plant-like on Instagram
(it's a helmet)
other such hits as
other such hits as
Quinnfernal
wheurgh
(it's a helmet)
Also, unlike obviousplant, he's a giant asshole and sexpest, but like. The (unfortunate) important lesson is that terrible people can make the funny
Dr. Min▲zuki
not one of you questioned that this image is using "christ" to refer to crosses
(it's a helmet)
isn't "christ" old-latin for "crossed"
(it's a helmet)
BattroidBattery
if christ can be a biscuit he can also be some kid's cross-arms
Dead Mentors
Christ means anointed, not crossed
(it's a helmet)
(I was shitposting, I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as "old latin" like there is old english either)
Quinnfernal
isn't 'anointed' just old english for 'crossed'
DoveEaterXC
what about a boy who has Roundmeal for arms...
BattroidBattery
pretty sure it's about coating yourself in oil
BattroidBattery
same root as ointment probably
Quinnfernal
isn't ointment just old greek for 'kid with crosses for arms'
BattroidBattery
got me there
(it's a helmet)
DoveEaterXC
: don't doxx me
skerple
christ-crossed
DIE!Ba Nana
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