

L'fuckingChaim


L'fuckingChaim
I'm on the cusp I think

L'fuckingChaim
but in my personal opinion, if you are physically capable of picking me up and throwing me, you may, and I will probably ask you on a date

L'fuckingChaim
arm strength only! no implements allowed! I will not go stand in the trebuchet to make it easier!

L'fuckingChaim
magic strength also allowed. love a girl who's telekinetic.

Infychu
"This bitch tiny! YEET!"

L'fuckingChaim
(the joke is that while I'm fairly short I am EXTREMELY heavy)

L'fuckingChaim
(...and that I dream of a gf who can pick me up and hold me nevertheless)

ArtIsArt
I probably could but I'd need to lift with my legs.

L'fuckingChaim
humans, even short ones, are also unwieldy

L'fuckingChaim
also, /doubt but I appreciate your willingness?

L'fuckingChaim
(especially since I'm not a dancer and don't know how to do lifts)

L'fuckingChaim
(it is definitely possible to make it easier for someone to lift you, but idk how)

ArtIsArt
I know how!

L'fuckingChaim
how? curious

FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I have lifted full size humans but that human was less than half a you unfortunately

L'fuckingChaim
yeah it's a problem

L'fuckingChaim
I mean I can lift my sister, a bit, but...tall n skinny