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[horror] The Autopsy of Jane Doe and a stupid and yet semi serious question
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if you're alone, or mostly aline
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alone*
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and suddenly the radio turns itself on
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and makes some unsettling noises
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and then goes back to normal
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what would you do in that situation
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I don't know what I would do honestly
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the guys in jane doe just sort of smile wryly and turn it off
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which feels wrong but like
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they don't know that this is a horror movie
knotsferatu
hm i want to say im horror savvy enough id be like! ah im in a horror movie! but no id just turn it off and go back to what i was doing
raspberrydrink
yeah just that by it's self wouldn't make me this Dangee
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anyway the central mystery of this movie is interesting enough to make me hope they don't fuck up the finale
raspberrydrink
r^
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the titiular doe's autopsy
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tongue severed
raspberrydrink
esp if it's just noises and not a spooky voice
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bones in wrists and ankles shattered
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lungs severely blackened, as if died in a fire
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scar tissue on internal organs as if from cuts
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but skin completely faultless
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no external sign of injury
Gabiluzbad
I think I’d stare nervously at the radio for several seconds to see if it did anything else, then go back to what I was doing
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paralytic flower found in stomach
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one of her teeth is missing
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they found it in her intestin, wrapped in a cloth covered in strange symbols
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oh her skin is covered in arcane ritual tattoos, just
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on the inside
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they tattooed the inside of her skin
A Grinning DM
I’m not kidding, a number of electronics randomly turn on in my house from time to time
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that's a ghost bro
A Grinning DM
Usually the tv and or the sound system in the living room
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you're haunted as shit
A Grinning DM
So either there is rogue signal that is being interpreted as the on from the remote, or it’s those two people who died in the house a few owners ago
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if I were a ghost I'd want to watch TV too
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how boring must it be
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hm
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jane doe may not be as dead as previously advertised
A Grinning DM
I kind of hope they’re ghosts because it’d be ironic as hell, based on the uber Christian pamphlets they left behind in the attic
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as horror victims go these guys aren't too dumb
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the radio acted up a second time and all the lights exploded
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and they immediately were like "let's get out of here"
Echo
I think I'd check the radio over to see if there was anything weird about it, and if no further spooky shit occurred I'd just assume there was a short in one of the wires or something, that can happen- okay yeah THAT would get me out of the house.
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weird shit starts happening with the dead bodies and they go "okay jane doe's going in the crematorium"
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when they can't make it there because of zombo they just set the body on fire
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improvise, adapt
A Grinning DM
Like there was a bunch of pamphlets about the evils of Halloween, LGBT, paganism, and witchcraft, and now they’re forced to spend their afterlife in a house that’s been bought by two bisexual people that go all out on Halloween and celebrate the pagan holiday Yule instead of Christmas because my wife is a witch
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I feel like the hardest part of making a certain kind of movie work
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is when the first have is spooky but you don't know if there's something magical going on or not
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and then the second half is just openly magical monster attack
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and it's easy for it to lose all its edge in the transition
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like okay it's just demons or whatever
RobotApocalypse
tattooing the inside of her skin, holy shit, now that's an autopsy twist
knotsferatu
i feel like i started this movie and never finished and can’t remember why
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it's ok
EsperBot
Ideally you want to ride the edge of the Fantastic for as long as you can but that's not always an option