Kibi
some of my favorite character interactions with Lusamine are when she's holding a perfectly pleasant conversation with someone, acting very sweet and considerate, and then promptly ruins it by saying some Weird Bullshit unprompted
Kibi
so like. most of them
Kibi
Aether President Lusamine, unprompted: i think that cannibalism is beautiful actually
skillmer
jajdjs time to kinkshame lusamine
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
ma’am
Tallorance
i need to throw gabe at her sometime. that has cemented it
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
TTHGJJHNN
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
i love her unspeakably
Kibi
Tallorance : PLEASE
skillmer
She’s so fucking good
Kibi
every time is a good time to kinkshame Lusamine
Kibi
Aether President Lusamine, unprompted: does anything else think that jellyfish are......kinda hot?
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
no one should’ve given her the internet we are gonna just get these at all hours
Kibi
sklj;glkjhkh
Tallorance
lusamine: cannibalism is kinda beautiful
gabe, married to someone who was a cannibal before ryslig: THANK YOU no one else gets it
Kibi
oh my GOD
Kibi
Lusamine: couples goals <3
Tallorance
god i never thought about this cr but it would be so good
triska
i love her sm
Kibi
WE WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.....Lusamine needs friends
Kibi
specifically weird friends who will either try to help her down the path to redemption or encourage her worst inclinations
Kibi
she can be yuor devil or your angle
Kibi
and it's up to YOU
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
I just want Lusamine to have the best time
Kibi
she already IS......she's gonna see farm animals at Fiddleford's and be SO excited about pigs
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
THATS SO CUTE
Tallorance
oh i'm SO glad she's indulging
Kibi
somewhere in another universe Lillie is just slowly shaking her head
Kibi
mother i came ALL THIS WAY and you're in ANOTHER UNIVERSE petting ADORABLE ANIMALS instead of GOING TO THERAPY
Tallorance
hey petting animals can count
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
the one where lillie shows up in ryslig and becomes a werebear just so she can bewear-style slamdunk her mother into therapy
Kibi
it's true...says Lusamine as she lovingly pats a particularly fat pig
Kibi
OH MY GOD
Kibi
i would be so excited....
skillmer
Tmw your daughter is infinitely more adjusted and has much better coping mechanisms than you
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
POV: You Are Lusamine
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzQ/fIE/fwFovmoz2ZILGlPM9vTSjYefxOn_lg.jpg
Kibi
uuUAAAUGGGHHH
Kibi
this will be YOUR POV when Lusamine gets enough coins to get her Bewear back
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
OH NO
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇss
BEWEAR UNLEASHED ON RYSLIG, WHO WILL IT HUG
skillmer
God will lusamine use her bewear to grab her victims bc "she doesn't want to get blood on her hands : ("
Kibi
WE SHALL SEE..........
Kibi
it's actually really funny to me that Lusamine is completely cool with engaging in cannibalism because she sees it as Just a Natural Monster Thing...and yet she would potentially actually be able to maintain her pre-Ryslig vegan lifestyle as a faerie
Kibi
since we decided in that other plurk that energy is vegan
Tallorance
nails my list of people who need hugged to bewear's door
Tallorance
"it'll hurt" they're monsters they'll get better
Kibi
what's a little spin-shattering between friends?
Kibi
*spine-shattering oh my god
Tallorance
walk it off
Kibi
"bewear's door" i like the implication that Bewear has her own house...
Tallorance
she deserves it
skillmer
FLJDSL
Kibi
Lusamine hopes to be rich enough to afford that once she manages to figure out the right Bavan elite to get cozy with
Tallorance
just take the house lusamine no one will stop you
triska
LIFE HACK: if you kill a wealthy childless man, his house becomes yours
Tallorance
life hack: you don't have to pay taxes if you eat the ryslig irs guy
Kibi
this is literally her plan
skillmer
LKFSDJ
Kibi
i can't wait for her transformations to start because despite what she told Montgomery in that one thread she will almost definitely immediately go crazy go stupid
skillmer
i hate
how i'm suddenly filled with the urge to have lusamine and phil bond about manipulating their way to the top
Kibi
Lusamine to Monty: aw ok :-( i'll be good i prommy (new way of saying promise)
Kibi
Lusamine at the start of November: (rips off all her skin literally and goes dancing in the woods)
triska
LMAO
Tallorance
her interaction with monty is the other reason she and gabe should bond because he loves him but also making him angry? hilarious
Kibi
BlankBlankity: THEY SHOULD...they could be a couple of bestiieesssss
Kibi
Monty and Gabe are now the angel and devil on her shoulder respectively
Tallorance
monty's worse than gabe is which is the funny bit he's the devil on gabe's shoulder sdfgshfh
Kibi
oh GOD
𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝔼𝔼𝕃
ifl lusamine shes so good
skillmer
phil may even tamp down his horniness to help out in their mutual goal of getting rich and famous with as little moral effort as possible
𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝔼𝔼𝕃
thank you for this gift
Kibi
it was just extremely funny to me that Monty whose username is SEVER responded to one of Lusamine's comments with "jesus christ can you tone it down a little?"
Kibi
looking back i'm very upset i didn't have Lusamine respond to that with "WHO is jesus christ"
Kibi
BlankBlankity: he's a hero
Tallorance
i howled when orion said that to lusamine like bitch you can't tell her to calm down?!?!
Kibi
walk a mile in these high heels before you disrespect me like that
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
IM LOSING MY WHOLEASS MIND OVER LUSAMINE GOING APESHITT IMMEDIATELY
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
I ADORE HER
Kibi
she's like well what ELSE am i supposed to do???
Kibi
NOT rip all my skin off and attempt to eat the mayor???
skillmer
people really do hate to see a girlboss winning
Kibi
please keep her in your thoughts when the first changes log goes up and everyone else is freaking out and in pain while Lusamine is sitting in a corner by herself calmly removing her skin
Kibi
like it's a dress
Kibi
Lusamine: calm down why is everyone being so noisy?
Kibi
this is her spa day
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
KGFKGFLKFGKLFDFKLD
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
i am so happy for her
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
Lusamine: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzQ/EKX/jbXkXP6AJqfiOK1IzNumDO6qPhf_lg.png
Kibi
KLJG:LJHK:LJKL:HKLJ
Kibi
YEAH
Kibi
other characters who will be transforming should also let me know if they want Lusamine to show up and be Extremely Weird and Supportive about it
skillmer
PLEASE
Kibi
on the one hand Phil experienced a gross and painful transformation into some kinda gremlin thing but also a beautiful mysterious woman called him pretty so actually surprisingly not a terrible day for him
Kibi
(my prediction)
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
dklfsdfksdsklDFLK
skillmer
jFSDKLJDSKL I MEAN???
skillmer
luckily his first transformation won't be horrible but he will be whiny about losing his teeth and the sun hurting him
Kibi
Lusamine: your teeth are Better now. hope this helps <3
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
a weatherman hurt by the sun?!?!? CRUELTY
skillmer
thanks he thinks
skillmer
it esp sucks because he spent decades without seeing the sun and after a Month of seeing it he's stuck in the no sunlight zone
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
Lusamine: you may be festooned in your own blood but you are like a "Christmas" tree and the blood is "tinsel". a beautiful celebration for your new body : )
Kibi
JKLG:J:KLHHJ
Kibi
STOP WRITING HER BETTER THAN ME
Kibi
RIP Phil though.......sunlight isn't so great
Kibi
you must embrace the darkness king <3
skillmer
sdflj i don't think that's the best thing to tell him bc that's literally one of the last things he says before he shot himself in the head
Kibi
OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING SORRY
skillmer
SFDLSDFJLKJ NO DW I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING
fish deranged
khjjczkg
fish deranged
this plurk is so important
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
DFKLDKDS
fish deranged
just get a heat lamp phil
fish deranged
duh
skillmer
oh yeah i've already decided that his goblin hoarding instinct is mostly gonna manifest in buying a shitton of sun/light based items
he gonna have waaaay too many SAD lights
fish deranged
fiddleford, who has a whole basking area set up in his downstairs bathroom: nods approvingly
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