I'm watching Columbo and in this episode the murder victim actually survived and the murderer is scrambling to finish the job before the victim recovers and trying to keep his ass covered and I'm just

Columbo swerves are so solid

Murder completed, and Columbo is gearing up to nail this guy to the wall

New episode, Columbo has basically immediately pissed off the victim's housekeeper with his slobbish ways

Murderer has an identical twin

This housekeeper is going to murder Columbo, and he will deserve it

We've moved on to Nailed It and I'm dying