LAST NIGHT ON THE ADVENTURES OF ZIRI!MUM AND BALTHIER FANCYPANTS
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LAST NIGHT ON THE ADVENTURES OF ZIRI!MUM AND BALTHIER FANCYPANTS
LAST NIGHT ON THE ADVENTURES OF ZIRI!MUM AND BALTHIER FANCYPANTS
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so uh
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so we're already in Camp Tailfeather and kicked Ravana into the curb last night
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mom is SUPER SUSPICIOUs OF THE ELFPOPE and also there's so much tinfoil hattery going on
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much side-eyeing at Estinien for sabotaging our Diplomatic Mission every time he opens his mouth, there's usualy a "I understand where he's coming from because of his history but hold that thought"
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I need to powerlevel machinist mom is Determined to powerflex her way through Heavensward by showing up to all the Official Quests as a dragoon to try and influence people into being more helpful by asserting our superiority as Azure Dragoon the Second
L'fuckingChaim
yeah that happens
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Attempts were made to tell her that it doesn't work like that or actually influence the story at all but I don't have the heart to try and explain otherwise because honestly
L'fuckingChaim
when you've got Dragoon you want to be like, hello I'm the fuckin Azure Dragoon so you assholes have to listen to me
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the WoL powerflexing as often as possible is hilarious
L'fuckingChaim
even though, it doesn't do that
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mom just says she rather likes the archbishop not as a person but as a very well designed character
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OH MAN SHE HAS OPINIONS ON THE BARD HUSBANDS
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mostly like Sanson being SUCH a boyscout
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and she loves Ysayle, as everyone should
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tbf FF, as a franchise, has a fairly established history of "religious figures are slightly sus at best"
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right???
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But as she puts it "his holiness is playing the Deep Game where as he's trying to doublecross the Ascians" and she's waiting to see where this goes
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but today might be a "catch up on all the job quests because we only JUST got to tailfeather and dragoon's almost 60 and we have three other classes around 55/56
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and then there's machinist
Un(t)sundered
yeah like... I get what elfpope was trying to do
Un(t)sundered
but also
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IT WAS CERTAINLY A PLAN
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but also
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also on that note she's like "okay so we're going to meet the dragons As A Dragoon but also be Super Polite about it because we should"
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Surprisingly little commentary was made about Shiva telling Hraesvalgr to literally vore her for soulbonding
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(Shiva was the kinkiest and most wild out of literally everyone except possibly Haurchefant and she died as she lived)
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being eaten by dragonhusband
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I'D GET OUT BUT THIS IS MY HOUSE :'D
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look, if you have to die...
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Right???
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Might as well go out having a good time I guess
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(haurche is good and also definitely kinky mehind the scenes)
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*behind
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Haurchefant barely contains himself when he's on screen
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But for reals though it's gonna be REALLY wild when she finds out the Real Reason big bro Nibblehogg and Hraesvalgr are so dang mad
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like
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that's going to be a WHOLE ride
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Granddad's being SO VAGUE it's driving mom nuts
Un(t)sundered
god yeah
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though I don't blame dragon grandpa
a turtlephi
has she seen minion dragon grandpa chill on the shoulder/head yet...and then breathe fire
a turtlephi
because that's always great
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NO NOT YET because....we keep tiny!Fran out all the time instead
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mom has so many minions but no, only tiny!Fran because what is Balthier without her
a turtlephi
completely understandable, hopefully someone else shows it off soon
corpse bride
I'm always here for the kinky Shiva commentary