[Memes][Take the Breadsticks and Run][Clue] I did not expect this trap to spring so soon LMAO

We ran out of preprinted notepads in our old old ancient original-ass clue box so we made our own, and I was so tired I was drunk so mine was... not the standard. It started off as "Col. Mustardo" "Prof. Plume" "Mrs. Peahen" and then went south

weapons included spanner, noife, noose, lead poisoning, annnnd Man Hook Car Door Hand

(unspoken: gun)

so I got to do this

my brother and I run in just different enough internet circles

my sister, while I was doing this sheet: "How will you know what they mean??"
me: "oh, I'll know"
sister: "how will anyone in the future know what they mean?"
me externally: /shrug
me internally: that sounds like a problem for future family members

already dang

I am living for “noife”

bless