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[political emails / conservative bullshit]
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FELLOW CONSERVATIVE
FELLOW CONSERVATIVE
cacopheny
"that you updated" wow proofread your bs spam emailer
BethampHATamine
I wonder if it's like a lot of other scam spam - the typos are deliberate to weed down to a certain demographic.
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the cloak and dagger approach continues to be hilarious
the cloak and dagger approach continues to be hilarious
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"LINK EXPIRED IN 8 MINUTES" sent 38 minutes ago
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nods
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
guess you can't donate
вσиє αвуѕѕ ∂υѕт
what a shame.......
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EYES ONLY, YOU MUST DELETE AFTER READING!!
𝖕𝖚𝖟𝖟𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊
deadline for what
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presented without comment
presented without comment
Commenterri
They're gonna dump you for realsies this time, Iddy. YOU MUST RESPOND.
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in the sixteen minutes between posting this screenshot and now, i got another one
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
They're going to tell Trump you're a LOSER. You MUST respond! OR ELSE. They will tell Trump you ABANDONED HIM AND ALSO PATRIOTISM.
Boo👻Berry
HAHAHA
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ARE YOU A BIG TIME LOSER
cricketussy
Please, don't ask again
undrwo
Jesus christ is this abuse actually an effective strategy?
undrwo
It must be
Commenterri
Negging is, apparently, effective with a conservative audience?
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
They triple dog dare you to donate or are you YELLA??
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they're fully aware that trump has the ego of an insecure middle-schooler
they're fully aware that trump has the ego of an insecure middle-schooler
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guaranteed they will ask again tomorrow
guaranteed they will ask again tomorrow
undrwo
What happens if you click big tech?
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i'm sure you get routed to a donation page no matter what you pick
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lol
lol
BethampHATamine
Oh no. Your trump patriot status is incomplete.
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what a shame :|
Commenterri
Are you a Patri-OUGHT or a Patri-OUGHTN'T, Iddy? For shame!
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Don't go! Don't go! Don't go! Don't go!
sᴡᴀᴍᴘᴄᴀᴛ ғᴇᴠᴇʀ
winners begging huh
BethampHATamine
Trumpn’t
Luke Skywanker
oh hi nate
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speaking of threatening vibes
speaking of threatening vibes
for a price
the vibes here are so contradictory. we're begging!! but we won't ask again!!
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the dems this time, but 
ffs you can't cosign someone else's lawsuit by signing a petition
ffs you can't cosign someone else's lawsuit by signing a petition
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which yes "obviously they're not being literal, iddy, stop being such a humorless meaniepants!" but the democrats also have a history of trying to sell the idea that signing a petition or w/e will have a much bigger effect than it actually will and it's shitty
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stop trying to make people think that [X politician] is specifically soliciting their signature
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stop trying to make people think that the virtual birthday card for [X president] that they're being asked to sign (after which they will be immediately redirected to a donation page!) REALLY DOES only have 500 signature slots available and that it REALLY WILL be printed out and put on the president's desk
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not only is it manipulative, but in the case of the """co-sign this lawsuit!""""-esque stuff i'm sure it stops people from actually doing useful things
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i don't think petitions are bad in and of themselves, but if someone genuinely thinks that signing one has a large and tangible effect because it's presented to them as "add your name to cosign this lawsuit" rather than "sign 
Medicare for All
's petition!", it'll discourage them from seeking out ways to make a difference because they won't think they
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need to; in their mind, they'll already have done so
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tl;dr i'm salty this morning
Luke Skywanker
"I don't have to call my Congress person, I already signed!"
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exactly
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ur right and should say it
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more hilariously obvious lies
more hilariously obvious lies
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i want to say "no one falls for this, right?" but i know that they do
Luke Skywanker
JUST 1 PATRIOT
Luke Skywanker
your next plurk name
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hahahahahaha
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FELLOW CONSERVATIVE would also be hilarious, but 1) i think it's too long to fit, and 2) very much do not want to give random visitors or new additions to my timeline the wrong idea
recorder
it's spooky season you can do one
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fuck youuuuuuuu
fuck youuuuuuuu
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this is legit dangerous
cricketussy
ew ew ew no
Luke Skywanker
oh my god
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lmao
lmao
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
w o w
pharadyne
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that they're all cured by Ivermectin.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Some are cured by hydroxychloroquin
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STARES INTO THE CAMERA LIKE I'M ON THE OFFICE
STARES INTO THE CAMERA LIKE I'M ON THE OFFICE
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
You know. Going after Big Bird didn't pan out for Ted Cruz.
cricketussy
I love the implication that Big Bird is capable of mandating a universal vaccine requirement
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the Big Puppet agenda
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
lol i mean he must be; republicans are going crazy
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there HAS to be another way they could have phrased this
there HAS to be another way they could have phrased this