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forgot to say I treated myself while doing adult things and finally got fe3h bc talking about it reminded me I wanted to play
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( still unfortunately have to do adult stuff tomorrow)
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plurk mobile if you fuck that up I'm deleting you
Rᴏʟʟɪɴɢ sᴛᴀʀ ★
ohhh enjoy \:V/ it's a fun game
Calliente
I have no regrets
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idk which route to start with since apparently I'll love the blue lions or whatever
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can I at least date one guy .. ...who isn't Niles .......or friendzones me or whatever this game is doin
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god I wish I could mess around during work but everyone is somehow even worse today
Calliente
You can indeed have romantic relationships with more than one guy as Bylad, although your options are...so limited
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You can choose from...Linhardt, Jeritza(Black Eagles only), and Yuri, with Yuri being a DLC character
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(Technically you also have BFF friendzone endings with Alois and Gilbert)
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Meanwhile, if you're Bylass, your options for f/f romances are Edelgard, Mercedes, Dorothea, Rhea, and Sothis, all of which are romantic
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They're also all available in base game, and the only route-locked one is Edelgard (which makes sense because she's a lord, and all the lords are locked to their routes no matter what you want to do with them)
Calliente
So the m/m options definitely feel more restrictive, considering one is route-locked, one is DLC-locked, and two of them are faux romances
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bylad ndjdueud
Calliente
I can't take credit for Bylad and Bylass, they were termed thus by the FE3H community at large
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I mean I'll start out as bylad, even if I'm grumpled I can't date dimitri
Calliente
Also NEITHER DIMITRI NOR CLAUDE ARE BI OPTIONS which enrages many fans, Dimitri because he is obviously so deeply affectionate with Byleth and Claude because THERE IS A VERY, VERY OBVIOUS AND CRUEL BI TEASE IF YOU PLAY BYLAD
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will also have 2 look into the ladies too
Calliente
Like, it's not queerbaiting specifically
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oh man I'm gonna suffer
Calliente
It's just a very pointed indication that Claude is willing to flirt no matter what gender you are
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Claude u ho
Calliente
And then IntSys doesn't follow up on that by making him romanceable to Bylad
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also want to date him....
Calliente
It's so bad that STRAIGHT MEN complain about Claude not being a bi option
Calliente
You know you fucked up when straight male gamers are going 'why isn't he bi though'
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omfg that's how you know you fucked up
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also Claude being ppls bi awakening I can get behind
Calliente
Oh absolutely
Calliente
Have I shown you the gems of Claude doing that
Calliente
Because that's my favorite thing
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I know like nothing of this game outside the dating thing and like
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what little I've seen James yell about eye patch man
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(also I love Niles but he is like an awful person)
Calliente
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oh my god
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Claude is dangerous
Calliente
There are multiple articles on gaming websites going WHY THE FUCK ISN'T HE BI, INTSYS
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FE3H!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calliente
Also, that one about help Claude von Riegan is threatening my heterosexuality included this as the picture in its original context
Calliente
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzO/x6f/v2wcQiuLOgcg7x5eVvnD91k2DoY_lg.png
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And it's like...yeah, that tracks
Calliente
This is the original context and like...reading the responses is great
duck bastard
duck bastard
callie already covered the rage inducing matter of "why aren't dimitri and claude also bi romanceable"
duck bastard
but I will say that, like... if you want a good feel of how the story progresses and changes, I've heard that the best order is Blue Lions, Black Eagles, Church Route (an offshoot of BE), and finally Golden Deer
duck bastard
but really just go with whatever is in your heart
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(also yeah i didnt get the dlc b/c im like well ill see if i like the game enough first)
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tho i might go with blue lions first b/c it is apparently the Himbo Team
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the real question is bylad considered a himbo......i hope he/she's stupid
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claude still seems like excellent bi material
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i also dusted off my old fe fates game so i could go in there and was having a suprising amount of fun for how shit i am at strategem
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which mostly amounts to 'uhhhh strongest units first? ill put jacob behind this wall i guess and group everyone close together azura stop almost dying i beg'
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i will try to liveblog all my complete and utter failures of raising units and deploying them correctly
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BLUE LIONS BEST ROUTE
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'maddening difficulty has been added in this update' how about I fuckin dont
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also bylad should also get a battle corset
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finally calmed down enough at work I can dick around a little
duck bastard
i agree, bylad should also get a battle corset
duck bastard
or at least the leggings
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yeah
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the leggings are nice
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also I like that edelgard has the axe.
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yeah ur right dimitri is the mvp
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he's so baby faced rn.....
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also apparently Sothis can rewind time which is nice bc I'm bad at games
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he is just a simple blond.....
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I met the gatekeeper!!!!! the most important charcter
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also I was like 'oh yeah I'm his kid' thinking I was being sassy but apparently byleth is what's his faces kid
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the more u know then
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Claude pls stop flirting
Calliente
Note: my personal recommendation is to play Golden Deer before church route
Calliente
You may in fact want to never play church route at all
Calliente
It's almost identical to Golden Deer, except you don't get Claude
Calliente
So a lot of people's opinions of church route is "why would I bother"
Calliente
You get roughly the same story with Golden Deer and better unit access
Calliente
Church route really doesn't have anything special to recommend it
Calliente
But yeah, I would say never to play church route before Golden Deer, because otherwise Golden Deer will feel like a letdown
Calliente
Church route will feel like a letdown if you play Golden Deer first, but it's kind of a lame duck route anyway considering you're forced to pass up on all the lords, so its being repetitive on top of that will feel less disappointing
Calliente
Because obviously the only reason you'd be playing that route would be for 100% completion
Calliente
Whereas if you want to play Golden Deer for Claude, presumably you want to actually enjoy his route
Calliente
And the route is enjoyable...the first time you go through it
Calliente
It's just going through a mirror image route that gets old
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A lot of people just skip the church route, but those who play it before Golden Deer always wind up disappointed
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So, imo, church route is the unfinished route
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Where they just had to c/p Golden Deer because they didn't have time to make it unique
Calliente
And it would be a shame to ruin Claude's route just to play a route with no unique characters and no unique storyline before his
Calliente
And then wind up playing the route it cribbed all its work from directly after it
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i didnt even know there was a church route so
Calliente
Well, absolutely go ahead and play church route for completionist's sake if you want, there's nothing wrong with that
Calliente
But the Golden Deer route is great, and I'd hate to have playing through a route that apes it while also not giving you the best character of Claude's route (aka Claude) rob Golden Deer of its charm before you've had a chance to play it
Calliente
Also, that said...Black Eagles is a good second choice of route, but if you do play it, you might wanna check in with people about it
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i mean i already love claude so i would probably go hunt 4 him
Calliente
Because unlike the other routes, you have to take Specific Actions to make sure you STAY on that route
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but so tempting to do.......blue lions first......
Calliente
Otherwise you get shunted off into church route
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oh great
Calliente
Church route is kind of the failure state of Black Eagle route
Calliente
Where you end up if you fuck up
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yeah i should....look that up when im not trying to marry dimitri i mean uh
Calliente
Also, Blue Lions is genuinely a great first choice!
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i want to be surrounded by himbos!!!
Calliente
In terms of lore, Blue Lions -> Black Eagles -> Golden Deer is the best slowly pulling back of the curtain to help you understand what's going on
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also i think i am probably going to accidentally ruin byleth's life by picking all the stupid options for his dialogue
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claude is the final boss isnt he
Calliente
But also, Blue Lions is just a great starter house with a ton of solid characters
Calliente
WHEEZE
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me, picking characters i like purely based on looks and personality: what
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he is the final boss for all straight men
Calliente
Claude is a good boy!!!! But the final boss varies by route, actually
Calliente
None of the routes have the same final boss
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ddf that makes sense
Calliente
Okay that one is true though
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it was kind of similar in fe fates aka the only other fe game ive played
Calliente
Also, I mean solid characters both in terms of gameplay, looks, and personality!!
Calliente
BL is just great
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Them
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Also, I will tell you now
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im tired from ths shit workday but i did get to the part where i get to wander around and talk to everyone aka my fav past time
Calliente
You can steal units from other houses
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yeah i think you guys mentioned recruiting at some point
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i like bylads flappy flappy coat, tho im still mad he doesnt get an armor corset
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i hope fanartists have rectified this
Calliente
The only units you can't recruit out of their houses are Edelgard, her evil butler Hubert, Dimitri, his simp Dedue, and Claude
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oh yeah i asked edelgard about her lackeys and im like 'that guy straight up looks like an evil butler'
Calliente
Claude's bff/retainer is Hilda but she's pretty chill about joining other houses, unlike Hubert and Dedue who would rather die than leave their lords
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(Hilda won't join a Black Eagles run though)
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also dsklfjd his simp dedue
Calliente
Listen
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I love Dedue
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i have only talked to edelgard so far...i will go and talk to everyone else when im not dead
Calliente
But also that's the quickest way to describe him
Calliente
Very valid
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i believe u
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knowing a tiny bit of how dimitri kind of just ends up i see him rn like 'you are baby. what happens to you'
Calliente
But yeah, to recruit other characters, you need to make them like Byleth a certain amount + have some skills that student wants you to teach them
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Like, Felix is a sword bitch, so he wants Byleth to be good at swords before he joins their class
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Best way to do it is to raise a student's support level to B
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Then they'll like you enough that they'll ask to join you even if your skill level in their favored areas is pretty low
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me @ everyone i like: LET ME LOVE YOU
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i do not know whomst i like yet
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Fun fact: Sylvain's so thirsty with the ladies that, if you're not playing Blue Lions(and thus already have him), he'll jump right into Bylass' class the minute she asks, absolutely nothing else required
Calliente
He is swayed by tits
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we will se
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sylvain what the fuck man
Calliente
He is a simple man
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are bylads tiddies not enough
Calliente
(This is a lie, Sylvain is the best shameless flirt archetype IntSys has ever written)
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im still laughing at the idea of bylass just like 'hey you wanna' 'YES'
Calliente
(I loved Inigo in Awakening but Sylvain kicks his entire ass)
Calliente
Oh god there are so many jokes and comics about that
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wasnt that like....laslow as well
Calliente
Laslow is literally just. Inigo.
Calliente
Like he is actually Inigo from Awakening who slipped into the Fates world magically, that's his actual story
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So yeah, if you know Laslow, you know Inigo
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yeah thats why i was like...i think that was true? but idk enough about fe bullshit to say for sertain
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but yes i know laslow '
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he's useless
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love him
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im gonna make byleth as stupid as possible
Calliente
I liked Inigo much better than Laslow, partly because Inigo didn't have the ridiculous accent but also because you saw more of Inigo's good points in Awakening, but yeah, I'm glad you're familiar with him
Calliente
Now imagine Laslow if his characterization was a thousand times better
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lol i dont remember his voice at all and to be fair it has been awhile since i have played fates....
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i just dusted off my revalation run and i have not gotten to meeting him yet
Calliente
Very valid
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made myself a lady corrin so i could be a furry
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but yes i should zzz but hopefully i wont suck at the combat and everything else too much b/c i made it the babiest mode i could
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no phoenix mode tho
Calliente
It's fine, the babiest mode in 3H is identical to Phoenix mode iirc
Calliente
If you lose a unit in battle, they're only unavailable until the next battle
Calliente
Also, you've got the ability to rewind time if you fuck up a turn
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And you can earn more rewinds as you play
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phoenix mode actually revives your units at the end of the turn slkfjd
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i will sruvive.....
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weapon durability sounds like a pain tho
Calliente
Oh right, I forgot about that
Calliente
There are two ways around weapon durability, although both...require significant over-leveling to be feasible, because they involve sacrificing nearly all weapon strength to do
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One involves leveling up fists enough to master one of the early fist classes, which unlocks the ability to fight unarmed, aka without weapons
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Of course, this comes with a lot of tradeoffs
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1) You get no bonus damage from weapon strength because you're not using a weapon at all, so to do any appreciable damage it helps to be significantly stronger/a higher level than your enemy
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2) You can ONLY use fists, which means no weapon triangle and no ranged attacks
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3) Only male characters can use the fist-related classes, for some reason, presumably as a tradeoff for only female characters being able to access the pegasus classes
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Generally, it's not worth it
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Slightly more viable is to find and use rusted weapons
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These weapons are essentially already broken, so they have no durability and can be used infinitely...but again, there are drawbacks
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1) Since they're broken weapons, all their stats are terrible - strength, accuracy, crit rate, weight, you name it. The only way you can use them effectively is to be way stronger than your enemies already, and ideally to have very high stats!
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But they're better than unarmed fighting because they do have some stats, and also they come in every weapon type
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The good news is that there's a third option!
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And this one is the intended way to play the game
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After a certain number of early chapters, you'll unlock the blacksmith, who can - for some materials and gold - repair your weapon durability at a fraction of the cost of buying a whole new weapon!
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And almost all of the normal weapons only require a very basic material to repair, which you can just buy as much of as you need/can afford
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So you may need to grind for gold/weapons in the early stages before you unlock the blacksmith, but you can save the broken ones (they don't vanish once they're broken, they just become unusable until they're repaired) and then fix them up once the blacksmith is available
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The fancier weapons can't really be repaired as easily, though, so you'll need to be more careful with those
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yeah i was hoping that there was a way to repair weapons
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im still laughting at 'my magic spell is FIST'
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also so far the ui and the way they show targeting in this game is pretty intuitive, I guess I'll just have to try and get the hang of positioning
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and like....when to use abilities.....tho I'm bad at building characters I'm like 'oh this seems fun for them'
Calliente
For the record, if you're playing on the easiest difficulty setting, you have the option of just grinding infinite battles
Calliente
This lets you grind skills, supports, levels, etc
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Also money
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u understimat my impatience
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I sometime end up under leveled bc I wanna find out what next!!!
Calliente
Very fair, I'm just saying the option is available
Calliente
And it can be worthwhile for grinding supports, at least, since that's how you recruit characters
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yeah that does sound nice tho
Calliente
And you basically get about one calendar year or so - maybe a little less - to recruit everyone you're going to
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After that you can't grab people anymore
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might end up doing that for characters at least
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grabby hands at all the stupid ones
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also me laughing already at everyone thinking byleth is a student
Calliente
For the record, you will absolutely want Ferdinand and Caspar
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They're both perfect himbos
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will try my best
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Unfortunately they're also some of the hardest to recruit
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Ferdinand especially, because he wants the heavy armor skill and that one is awkward to level
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I will read a guide and yell!!!
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this is the closest I can get to making a himbo harem for bylad
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I will give bylad some gfs
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bylass
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