p/oitd2o

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:20 AM

1

https://images.plurk.com/3WMxnTeYCDZEhIW118MaBy.gif

tagging plurk

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:21 AM

wanted a fresh plurk

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:21 AM

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:22 AM

kate @ crystal net

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:27 AM

cole @ tdm

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:44 AM

adra @ tourney

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:48 AM

cole.....

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@Vincira

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:49 AM

Someone get this kid a grill because he is ROASTING Allumin

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 9:50 AM

at least his meat is tender

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 10:31 AM

just going to put this in every plotting post that asks for character weaknesses from now on:

When the wizard takes 5 damage

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 11:02 AM

cole @ tdm

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 11:02 AM

juicy....

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 11:03 AM

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 12:31 PM

gabranth @ tourney i did hurt my own feelings writing this :')

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 10:37 PM

i HONKED out loud at kate's tag

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 10:37 PM

the boy is vaguely sketch

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 10:38 PM

also noticed i completely omitted a word i meant to add to his first response in the thread with kate and now I am face in hands

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 10:46 PM

kate @ crystal net maybe you do sound menacing allumin

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 11:11 PM

adra @ tourney

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@assbanditkirk

Sun, Aug 22, 2021 11:14 PM

allumin's con on his dnd sheet is 16 so i am pretty much giving him my tolerance which is: can get tipsy/drunk on hard liquor with moderate quickness, doesn't get sick unless he's had a lot of it, but will get wrecked (more quickly drunk, more quick to get sick too) from too much wine/beer in a short period of time

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:52 AM

tiffany @ gallows courtyard

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 1:26 AM

loki @ tourney

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 2:23 AM

i got lost on other social media for a hot minute oops

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 2:23 AM

back to tagging

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 2:24 AM

I think after the next tag I will work on making a crystal/book net post with allumin... still trying to decide which medium

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 2:48 AM

adra @ tourney

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 2:56 AM

was thinking about doing written/book post but it seems like people prefer crystal so i'm waffling now

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 2:59 AM

YELLS i accidentally posted a blank entry and then deleted at lightning speed

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:00 AM

if anyone is tracking the rookery for entries, i am sorry

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:01 AM

aaaahaha

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:01 AM

i am but it's all good

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:03 AM

phew, i forgot hitting enter in the tags field posts the entry haha

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:03 AM

by the time i did it was Too Late

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:12 AM

only slightly related, allumin's card is 4 of cups and i couldn't remember which codex i had seen the art linked to so I went digging and it's this one which tickles me

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@Vincira

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:57 AM

Bahahahaa omg

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 4:07 AM

sweats and places an allumin crystal post on the ground before skittering away

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 4:58 AM

astarion @ crystal i HOLLERED reading astarion's reply

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@coba1t

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 4:59 AM

:>

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@coba1t

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 4:59 AM

loads magic gun

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:01 AM

allumin: i'm shy
allumin after astarion speaks: i will fight you

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@coba1t

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:03 AM

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@coba1t

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:03 AM

(also the gabranth tourney thread is so soft ty for this)

Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.

@unprotagonist

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:05 AM

I'm laughing like crazy at how quickly Allumin snapped at Astarion

Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.

@unprotagonist

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:06 AM

Anxious but ready to throw down

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:06 AM

(ง •̀_•́)ง

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@Vincira

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:07 AM

Reading these all from a not-in-the-game-yet distance as the party DM is so funny I swear

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:08 AM

(i'm glad, i am also enjoying the tourney thread so much)

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:15 AM

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:16 AM

inevitably, this will happen

https://images.plurk.com/3TMzmnxDw0N8LHlCaBt5mo.gif

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:16 AM

idk when or with who, but it will

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:37 AM

https://images.plurk.com/2vO9CV9dP78ZMCPmyHzWpi.png

>clicks link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvPLXeVUYAIuNZR.jpg

hONKS

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@unprotagonist

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:38 AM

Same

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:50 AM

meanwhile allumin is being intense at cole

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 5:54 AM

i see allumin is going to be feeling the whole range of emotions with astarion tonight

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 6:12 AM

vin put on keith eats the menu outback steakhouse and my attention was consumed, back to tagging

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 6:34 AM

marcus @ crystal sorry to say, allumin

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 6:34 AM

i don't think that's gonna happen here

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 6:43 AM

home of sexual @ astarion

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 7:23 AM

petrana @ crystal i hate how long this took me to write but my body decided it's sinus headache time so

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 7:26 AM

reads astarion tag and

https://imgs.plurk.com/Qyg/Pwc/1JF91gXbE0Hsvqo8X8xZt3tiB8z_lg.gif

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@Vincira

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 7:27 AM

spicy

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 7:53 AM

gabranth @ tourney

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:01 AM

i hope this simile i'm writing about how allumin shakes hands is appreciated because it's me normalizing him out of his weird mary lightly handshake that he has in our dnd campaign

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:36 AM

tony @ tourney that feeling when a cat gives you a biscuit and they just grip the tip of your finger

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:36 AM

so gentle but firm

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:47 AM

loki @ tourney the most intimate thing a wizard could ever do, show you their spellbook

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:00 AM

ellie @ crystal

ɪ, ᴀ ᴡᴀᴍᴘɪʏᴇ,

@withpanache

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:23 AM

on a nonmarcus note if theres ever a way for loxley to meet someone who knows what a tiefling is and find out itd make his day

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:24 AM

allumin's best friend is a tiefling so that can happen!

ɪ, ᴀ ᴡᴀᴍᴘɪʏᴇ,

@withpanache

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:24 AM

he got rifted in as a qunari and its the worst

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:25 AM

i can imagine from what i know about qunari lore & stuff

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:26 AM

said friend happens to be one of my other characters, who I considered apping but decided to do allumin instead since he seemed like he'd be more fun

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:35 AM

it's done - astarion @ crystal

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 9:35 AM

trying to write out allumin's hyperventilating panic speech was sure a thing i did to myself

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:01 AM

marcus @ crystal

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:16 AM

yodels

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:16 AM

yes please give allumin some tech support

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:17 AM

i'm crying

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:36 AM

petrana @ crystal nerd time

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:45 AM

abbyyyyyy @ crystal

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:02 AM

joselyn @ crystal the gift that keeps on giving

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:17 AM

meanwhiiiillle cole @ tdm allumin has a hard time for very different reasons

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:33 AM

allumin will remember this day

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:40 AM

https://images.plurk.com/6m6U0vp6lSXhzs3rGPfT8s.jpg

i will never be able to icon and use this cap because all i can see is the poggers face meme

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:41 AM

maybe i can use it as a plurk emote though lol

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:55 AM

i'm sitting in front of gabranth tag on allumin's arrival log trying to think but the absolute energy of the crystal post has made me lose all reason

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:56 AM

griffin mcelroy voice: it just don't get any better than this

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:57 AM

im so glad ur enjoying joselyn just like Excuse Me Children Is This Consensual

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:58 AM

it's SO GOOD i'm having a great time

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:58 AM

pls enjoy what definitely happened immediately beforehand, of tony getting halfway through listening and going "WOW NO" toss crystal and jos immediately diving for her crystal like "wait wait wait my circle mom instincts"

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 11:59 AM

i seriously considered allumin being like "should i ask to uh continue this in person or something?" but then i went "no, the boy is a fool, he deserves public humiliation"

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:00 PM

also I do, I very much do

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:01 PM

it's embarrassing enough to get your dick out on the network its even worse when someone's mom is like "did you mean to do that sweetheart"

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:02 PM

allumin, crying into his pillow "yes...?"

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:02 PM

jos like "this twink needs parenting"

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:03 PM

he is in dire need

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:52 PM

HOWLS

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:52 PM

i get to dream about this now

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:52 PM

brutal i love it

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:52 PM

absolutely savage

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 12:54 PM

i now already have 2/3 my cast in your business but somewhere gwen is just like "astarion ur such a piece of shit"

Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.

@unprotagonist

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:11 PM

LMFAO

Tᴀᴛᴇʀs.

@unprotagonist

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 3:11 PM

Ellie just over in the corner like god damn it Astarion

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 7:36 PM

I'm nervous to read this 😂

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 7:58 PM

loki please help allumin to be less gullible when talking to strangers that sound hot

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:00 PM

https://images.plurk.com/5bUIW1HTR0JseumWfyfLB9.png

allumin you can't hate him that much, this is at least half your fault

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:02 PM

Oh honey

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:40 PM

loki:

https://images.plurk.com/6o84piQ5peG8hWHSTyXqPO.jpg

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:41 PM

Yup

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:42 PM

in allumin's defense, these things are usually a 1-to-1 connection, he doesn't understand the privacy features

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 8:45 PM

allumin posts a bulletin later with a formally written apology to anyone that heard

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:23 PM

loki @ crystal sad honk

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:40 PM

matthias @ crystal he is just a little creeture

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:40 PM

he cannot change this

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:41 PM

allumin is at that age of being technically an adult but also still a disaster

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:51 PM

https://images.plurk.com/6jIyWHadMbDod5fILB9gm3.jpg

replace bbeg with astarion while allumin attempts to hide in the shadows

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@assbanditkirk

Mon, Aug 23, 2021 10:54 PM

loki @ crystal

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 12:05 AM

me, trying to comb my notes for allumin's next tag with loki: i am looking for A SPECIFIC THING why can't you CTRL+F pencil and paper!!!!?

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 12:06 AM

i gotta transcribe this one of these days for my ease of browsing

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 12:30 AM

i couldn't find what i was looking for in my notes but managed to stop LadyVincira and ask the thing i wanted to confirm

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 12:37 AM

loki @ crystal starting small

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 12:38 AM

it would be a lot to jump right into "well i uh ate people there for one"

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:03 AM

...it would be, yes

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:08 AM

that being said he's likely to be vague about it unless pressed to be specific

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:10 AM

Loki is interested in specifics but some he will save for talking in person

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:10 AM

When that happens will depend

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:11 AM

all in due time

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:18 AM

https://images.plurk.com/2ZV5CMlFL68exFrNPSrrAE.png

more detailed allumin thoughts later. in the mean time

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:18 AM

me trying to figure out how much allumin likes loki

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:18 AM

the answer is

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:18 AM

a lot

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:18 AM

shaped like a friend

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:20 AM

i feel like the familiarity is a little high but

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:36 AM

friend!shaped!

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 2:37 AM

friend!!

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 7:34 AM

loki @ crystal you know, just bonding

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 7:34 AM

normal bonding conversation

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 8:06 AM

loki @ tourney cups hands around my mouth and yells NEERRRD at my own character

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 8:18 AM

vibrates with news that is not mine to share but is exciting and fade rift related

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 8:35 AM

abby @ tourney

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 8:35 AM

me, sending this: allumin sounds too competent with that patient but i'll allow it. for now

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 8:35 AM

gotta keep the tags rolling

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 8:55 AM

joselyn @ crystal

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 8:56 AM

allumin finding out about blood magic: hi i need a new everything i made a mistake

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:01 AM

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:01 AM

LadyVincira reserved cole!!

S̸C̴R̴A̸T̵C̴H̵

@Vincira

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:02 AM

uwu

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:07 AM

tiffany @ arrival log

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 10:02 AM

Yaaaay

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 10:21 AM

kazoos triumphantly

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 10:28 AM

i'm sitting down again to work on tagging gabranth in allumin's arrival log and just being hit by the absolute yearning gab has for jone. very good

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 10:50 AM

gabranth @ arrival log

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 12:11 PM

marcus @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:10 PM

matthias @ crystal one last tag before bed

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:11 PM

ALSO not that it's important but i am a little silly silly and have been saying "seven hells" in allumin tags but i forgot dnd verse has nine hells whOOPS

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:11 PM

pls

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:11 PM

retcon

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:11 PM

he said nine hells

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 1:12 PM

my brain: dante's inferno
dnd canon: + 2

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:38 PM

laughing at matthias' response

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:41 PM

allumin just "i know the reason why magic is disliked here (well enough) but still, why??”

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:42 PM

screams

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:42 PM

https://images.plurk.com/4RvksncKy1RpccdDe0rBNT.png

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:43 PM

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 9:46 PM

allumin: wish i was a bard so i could use vicious mockery right now....

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 10:14 PM

allumin crying out "i'm useful dangit!!"

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 11:30 PM

>looks up entropy magic
>puts my face in my hands
>yeah, allumin has a lot of similar spells to these

frolic

@eolasemah

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 11:30 PM

friends

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@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 11:35 PM

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Tue, Aug 24, 2021 11:56 PM

benedict @ crystal friendship is magic? more like magic is friendship eyoo

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 12:06 AM

abby @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 12:24 AM

matthias @ crystal allumin is that person who says things that are sometimes good points actually but doesn't listen to those, only his bad choices brain

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 12:46 AM

loki @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 1:18 AM

ellie @ crystal squishy

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 1:20 AM

you could crush him like a grape

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 1:27 AM

loki @ tourney your honor, i love them

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 1:39 AM

emet-selch @ arrival log

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 2:16 AM

petrana @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 2:27 AM

tiffany @ arrival log pretending he didn't almost commit crime

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 2:27 AM

he is a perfectly respectable lad who has never even thought about putting a guard in a wine barrel

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 7:17 AM

loki @ crystal

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 7:17 AM

i'm imagining him just gathering up as many books as he could carry and then making a fort in the unstaffed dining hall

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 7:20 AM

adkjfasdf do you want another action thread

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:07 AM

sorry I didn't see this sooner!! yes!

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:08 AM

Cool cool cool

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:13 AM

also

https://images.plurk.com/1IaD4OJGPYR1cINGAFn6VX.png

i think astarion would agree with you there, loki

ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ

@coba1t

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:14 AM

u G H

ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ

@coba1t

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:14 AM

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:15 AM

Loki: I'm not going to ask the obvious which is what the FUCK is a mindflayer

ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ

@coba1t

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:16 AM

never bring them up where Astarion can hear you

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:16 AM

allumin leans in and whispers "mindflayer"

ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ

@coba1t

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:17 AM

https://imgs.plurk.com/QzO/1D0/Eqss8kqRAPChfCLCEPeWpt266Ao_lg.gif

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:17 AM

revenge

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:19 AM

No Marvel GIF - No Marvel Loki - Discover & Share GI...

ᴬ⭐ᴵᴼᴺ

@coba1t

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:19 AM

lmf

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:32 AM

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 9:03 AM

loki @ tourney coughs yes this is a thing in our campaign

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 9:39 AM

loki @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 9:40 AM

you know when you open up a book and set it up on a table so that it's standing up like a DM screen? this is what allumin has done

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 9:40 AM

hiding behind books

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:03 AM

cole @ tdm

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:03 AM

allumin...

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:16 AM

loki @ tourney

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:18 AM

"the sensuality of being so perceived"

https://imgs.plurk.com/QuY/FYl/BR2wn3ccUqqtje8SPAh1AhFw9Hg_lg.jpeg

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:31 AM

Loki: it sounds like you've put some thought into this

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:32 AM

Allumin: not at all! coughs

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:45 AM

petrana @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 10:57 AM

loki @ tourney

bote lalin✨

@spacewitchery

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:00 AM

You realize Allumin he's just gonna ask more questions about these books right

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:01 AM

everything he says just opens up another can of worms, it's a fatal flaw

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:09 AM

joselyn @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:10 AM

this is how you apply for a job

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:10 AM

i say, a person who was late to a job interview and still got a job offer somehow

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:11 AM

jos like fuck i should have made tony put money down on who'd end up in charge of him

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:11 AM

HA

𝔳𝔢𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔞𝔤𝔢 🎔

@keanuleaves

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:11 AM

bc it's mom energy but it's wine mom, specifically

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:11 AM

they can drink the wine together, he's old enough

S̸C̴R̴A̸T̵C̴H̵

@Vincira

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:12 AM

(We are both drinking wine irl as well right this second in fact)

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:16 AM

it's true

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:16 AM

abby @ crystal

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:17 AM

"would you like my name? oh absolutely /hands it over and walks away"

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:17 AM

reverse fey bargain

níkmaq

@blisters

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:22 AM

silently enjoys the idea of calling him ally

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:24 AM

ALLY yes

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:25 AM

his siblings call him lumi

níkmaq

@blisters

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:26 AM

a aw...

níkmaq

@blisters

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:26 AM

how many sibs does he have!

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@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:35 AM

two! a brother and a sister, three if you count his sister-in-law

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:54 AM

gabranth @ tourney

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 11:54 AM

he is just a little creeture he cannot change this

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 1:08 PM

I am looking at the entropy magic page again bc i wanna draw the lines between spells on it and spells allumin has that are pretty similar

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 1:11 PM

Weakness -> Bestow Curse
Paralyze -> Hold Person
Horror -> Fear
Waking Nightmare -> Phantasmal Killer
Drain Life -> Vampiric Touch
This one is a bit of a stretch but Misdirection Hex ->Blindness/Deafness kinda, sorta, there's not a good equivalent but it's kinda close

Ⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ

@assbanditkirk

Wed, Aug 25, 2021 8:27 PM

wakes up remembers to add something to allumin's rep