jobs lmao... what does taako Not do

list of things taako does for cash, in no particular order:
- works w elsa and anna at hyacinth house as the local top pastry bitch
- takes donations of corpses from monsters who eat w souls/blood/whatever to make into things that look like food and not bodies

- used to harass juno steel into giving him a cut of funds for finding out secrets because he's very good at gossip, now i imagine he does not get that money but harasses javert and cass anyway
- absolutely sells shed scales on the black market. jewlers probably loved him before this entire fucking incident. that's gonna be a problem, maybe

- the farm does stuff! there are actual animals and things at the farm that the twins get money for
- he absolutely does steal

the answer here is does taako have a job? maybe, but probably not

i love reading your taako plurks. he is up to the most insane shit always

i love taako sm

he sucks so much no one should love him And Yet.

today's Taako Tip (TM) is "if you break into someone's house to eat them, you can also rob them at the same time"

aldini all i ever want to do with taako is make him a continuous agent of chaos

praise taako for making the food look like food

lmao taako no...

(rev voice) if they're dead technically it's Loot

saying the quiet part out loud rev.......

LMAO

big ol metaphor listen taako went a little nuts and vored a guy whole once and like, he was not about it! also he was picking leg hair out of his teeth for a week. that sucks. clean your meat, fools