brainstew
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brainstew
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Remembered to eat when I got up.
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Medicated AND fed. What a concept.
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Kinda realized that Gunn implies that Harley Quinn finds dead people attractive....
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Look, I don't mind necro stuff, I'm dead inside already, but like ???
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Did Twitter change its font or am I remembering things wrong?
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STARES AT THE POLL. it keeps
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being like
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tied
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LOOKS LIKE IT SETTLED
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might have to wait for it to end before i write
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Sees a screencap of someone complaining about Reylo on my tl. I. Guys. The movies are over.
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I swear anti-reylos are more obsessed with Reylo than Reylos...
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not only are the movies over, they're so critically reviled its doubtful any of these chars will ever show up again LOL
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There's one anti-Reylo that got a career being upset over it. Like they write for Teen Vogue now.
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YEAH. IT'S SO CRAZY TO ME THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL UPSET OVER REYLO.
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like you're aware its two actors being paid to do this right lol
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paid by Daddy Rat
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No, it's real. Kylo Ren kicked their dogs and fucked their moms.
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WHAT GETS ME IS LIKE... I KINDA LIKED KYLO REN LOL
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THE DRAMA... THE OVERWROUGHT EMOTIONS.... RELATABLE
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He bounced his big, meaty tits in their vicinity. Now they're scarred forever and must spend the rest of their lives fighting the great evil that is Reylo.
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YEAH. I LIKED HIM, TOO.
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also his boobies
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the last movie sucked but his redemption arc (however unearned LOL) WAS SOLD VERY WELL BY MR DRIVER. IDK I JUST LIKED THE CHARACTER
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his boobies.
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i can never say so or i will be devouted
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devoured*
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CHRIST, YEAH.
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me: i like this man.
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my hot take Rey was wildly underdeveloped. they started strong in the first movie and then... nobody added fucking anything. really undermined her
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she went from charming and upbeat to a Jedi God Emperor and there were no emotional stakes IT WAS A SHAME
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i liked her being someone that just happened to be a new anakin. BORN FROM NOBODIES. HER PARENTS DIDN'T MATTER. SHE DID.
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then lOLOLOL PALPATINE
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GOD THEY WERE ALMOST INTERESTING
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AND THEN... OL PALPY
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look i'm fine with a super old evil daddy. thats my thing honestly.
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BUT NOT LIKE THAT
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though, they pussed out and didn't have he blasted someone's pussy with his crusty old sperm.
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YEAH THAT WAS WEAK
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AT LEAST LET IT BE A LITTLE HORNY
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LIKE GIVE US SOMETHING
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GIVE US A LUSTY FOLLOWER WILLING TO GET THAT BAKING SODA
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JFLASJJGJGL BAKIGN SODA
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AFJFLDJKGJ
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PUFF
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WHEEZE
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hE'S SO OLD HIS NUT IS DRIED OUT
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IMAGFJG OHDJSG IM DYING
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NUTS LUMPY LIKE A BEANBAG CHAIR
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CLOTTED NUT
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imagine him groaning and just PUFF
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CLOTTED NUT
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and it's fine. that's the follower's fetish.
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then oops, a baby. fuck. uh. well, vader just tossed palpatine down a shaft. better go.
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palpatine groupie
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they could have at least made it horny. THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN US SOMETHING LMAO
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the fandom would've HATED IT
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but i would've been sitting in my seat going heeheehee
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SAME
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hehehehe, palpatine FUCKS
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neyeyeehehehehehehehhehee
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let us do starwars
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we'll alienate so many more people
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yeah if you wanna alienate people i've got a LOT of ideas
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i'm a professional
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i mean, i'm sure baking soda nut would really make people scream
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SPEAKING OF ALIENATING, ALAN IS GONNA END ME FOR HOLLY/INLE.
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he likes blackavar/inle
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i have shipcourse, i am a real writer
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HOLร SUPREMACY
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THAT SHIP NAME
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I'M WHEEZE-LAUGHING
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youtube recommended an expose video about a bad furry. it starts with the narrator thanking kiwifarms.
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byeeeee
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fucking farms