ಠ_ಠ - p/oi9ey3 - 讀噗

@anonymous

偷偷說

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:43 PM

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請給我英文梗圖/冷笑話pun

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:44 PM

噗主來貢獻

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:44 PM

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Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:45 PM

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Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:46 PM

A:Hey ,wanna hear a paper joke?
B: Yeah.
A: But it's tear-able

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:48 PM

A : Knock Knock
B : Who's there
A : Old lady
B : Old lady who ?
A : Oh ！I don't know you can sing Yodel.

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:49 PM

我沒有梗圖但我快笑死

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:52 PM

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剛剛翻我竟然只有一張英文梗圖
然後噗主的都好好笑

謝謝噗主分享

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:52 PM

venus1564:快，去找，然後貢獻給我(x

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:53 PM

bbq5022: 不客氣，因為之前有人在求然後我剛翻到那個噗所以存了別人的再發一次(。

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 2:58 PM

A &B: We're tired and hungry
B : Well nice to meet you Tired and Hungry , I'm Jerry.

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:00 PM

I have a joke about towels ,but it's little dry.

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:05 PM

Where do you keep the skeleton ?
Rib—cage eh?

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:07 PM

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好久以前看過的來貢獻一下，跟white那張有異曲同工之妙
噗主的消化都好好笑，感謝噗主

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:07 PM

笑話*

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:11 PM

mink2750: 憑這個梗圖是進不了美術大學的

(x
謝謝喜歡XDDD

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:11 PM

大家不要只按愛心轉發出去讓更多人來啊

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:21 PM

The Language Nerds on Fac

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:23 PM

之前看到的是這個
C：What your name
D：My name is Andrew
C：And……？
D：……drew

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:24 PM

weasel709: 酷欸我等等來看...！

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:24 PM

clam1295: 有我有看過這個XDDDDD

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:24 PM

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Wed, Aug 11, 2021 3:25 PM

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放一下Sans

Sans pun list (skeleton puns edition) by NickarioNic...

有人蒐集的

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 4:20 PM

噗主的都好優

之前在Tumblr 上看到這個有點母湯的(?
If you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 5:00 PM

cola5954: 欸學到新單字了

不過母湯在哪？

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 6:09 PM

因為想到現實教授們被配cp 感覺有點...微妙

（？

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 6:13 PM

cola5954: ~~二次元是二次元，三次元頂多是素材的載體請不要混為一談~~

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 6:28 PM

you can no longer那個笑死

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 6:29 PM

star4359: 超級嗆，下次要封鎖人先學起來

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 6:31 PM

ಠ_ಠ: 求解那個我沒看懂

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 6:38 PM

camel3712: 哪一個？~~太多了~~
如果是star的，那是敲敲門的笑話格式
通常別人問了xxx who 會有個哽回覆(好比說上面的old lady who的是約德爾山歌)

左邊的人捧了哽結果是接了封鎖的通知

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 6:41 PM

ಠ_ಠ: you can no longer 那個，我還是有點沒懂ww

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 7:07 PM

camel3712: 嗯我還真不知道怎麼解釋(。
Knock knock joke 比較算是俏皮話，不一定要有笑點，被封鎖這個算是比較好笑的了？ ~~多看一點就會發現其他knock knock joke 是真的爛~~

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 7:34 PM

敲敲門笑話的公式就是最後會問 xxx who
我記得有個舉例就是
A:Knock knock
B:Who's there(回這句話是這個笑話的規則)
A:I love(B要把這句話當成人名)
B:I love who?(所以B要問who來問出全名)
A:I love you!
我解釋好爛

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 7:36 PM

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網路上ㄉ大概就是醬

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 9:17 PM

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Wed, Aug 11, 2021 9:35 PM

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Wed, Aug 11, 2021 9:37 PM

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Wed, Aug 11, 2021 9:42 PM

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Wed, Aug 11, 2021 9:47 PM

cheese7506:

偷走

Wed, Aug 11, 2021 9:57 PM

我很喜歡or something idk的梗圖
喂狗會出現很多好笑ㄉ

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 12:11 AM

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 12:12 AM

替友分

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Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:12 AM

哇，怎麼上來按喜歡的人變這麼多，發生什麼事情

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:15 AM

mussel4758: XDD 貝多芬wwww

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:16 AM

mouse1610: weapon 那是那首啊

bee leaf有好笑到www

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:19 AM

burger8466: 畢業生感想都這麼好笑嗎www

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:19 AM

cheese7506: 欸wwwww不是 wwwwwww

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:20 AM

mousse3404: 美國生女孩那張不是很懂？

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:41 AM

ಠ_ಠ: 之前美國有父母在辦猜寶寶性別的派對，然後意外燒了整個森林

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 8:46 AM

burger8466: ಠ_ಠ:

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 10:33 AM

ಠ_ಠ: 因為這些梗圖真的都很好笑阿（也按了愛心的人舉手）

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 12:28 PM

star4359:懂了wwwww超好笑www

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 6:09 PM

mousse3404: 啊這件事我記得，超智障

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 6:10 PM

mantis3996: 謝謝喜歡

快轉出去讓跟多人一起看到

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 6:10 PM

mouse1610: 謝謝旅人

沒聽過這首呢

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 6:10 PM

worm2372: 啊也有可能！

Thu, Aug 12, 2021 6:34 PM

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Fri, Aug 13, 2021 1:57 PM

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Fri, Aug 13, 2021 2:01 PM

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Fri, Aug 13, 2021 2:38 PM

應該也是 language nerds 看到的

"Grandpa, did you get shot in the Army?"
"No, I got shot in the leggy."

Fri, Aug 13, 2021 3:18 PM

hotdog5088: 笑了wwww

Fri, Aug 13, 2021 3:19 PM

camel6664: 這張圖並沒有什麼錯(凜然

Sun, Aug 15, 2021 7:30 AM

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Sun, Aug 15, 2021 7:45 AM

ಠ_ಠ: 寶寶攤販

Sun, Aug 15, 2021 8:06 AM

burger8466: 到底是賣寶寶的攤販還是寶寶賣東西的攤販呢

說

Tue, Aug 31, 2021 3:20 AM

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Tue, Aug 31, 2021 3:46 AM

weasel709: 煩死了笑死

Tue, Aug 31, 2021 3:52 AM

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做這些圖的到底是誰啊

Tue, Aug 31, 2021 3:54 AM

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貢獻

Sun, Sep 12, 2021 10:51 AM

Sun of beach “sb “

Sun, Sep 12, 2021 10:51 AM

貢獻幾個我滿喜歡的冷笑話

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Sun, Sep 12, 2021 11:04 AM

weapon那個我笑到停不下來

天啊都好有才哦，這噗惹我今天超歡樂www

Sun, Sep 12, 2021 11:33 AM

make you mine 讓我想到下面這個，只是可能要懂一點麥塊
Alex: Why did you give me an efficiency V pickaxe?
Steve: Because it will make you mine faster.

Sat, Nov 27, 2021 9:45 PM

How many tickles will make squid laugh？
Ten-tickles (tentacles)

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