S, A, B are all things that I will drink without spiking them

C is Sugar Hell to be drunk only with booze

D is Special Circumstances, ie I am sick or eating cake or just super in the mood for chocolate milk for some reason

F are all things I would not choose if water was an option instead

also if wine were on here it would be in the S category

wine elf

coffee, water, and wine are the only things I drink basically every day

I add tea in the evening when it's colder out

No sparkling water??? Turn in your millennial credentials

I prefer my water unspicy and drinkable

I like water best when it bites back

you would