i want to find a rich husband or wife so i dont have to work anymore. if you know any millionaires, hmu

i am so TIRED

not just of work

just. in general

me: i'm gonna veg out on the internet before work
the internet: EVERYTHING IS AWFUL RIGHT NOW

i feel this

i was joking with a coworker the other day: where's my harlequin romance of a disillusioned millionaire who comes to a small town and falls desperately in love with my small town ways

LMAO for real though

i'm here waiting for them

me too

I can regale them with tales of weird internet drama

is that how you attract millionaires

honestly, I can't look at any serious internet if I want to function

it has to be rp or youtube or like, makeup subreddits

also go date a software engineer, they make bank and they'll leave you alone

it I ever fall into money I'm buying land. buying condo things. y'all can come move in.

y'all gotta go to movies and zoos and theme parks with me tho

StupidSexyV⚠der : sounds good to me

and yeah, it's frustrating when everything's so messed up right now that even my escapism is lowkey stressful

good. and I get that too