can you like, leave tips for airbnb? i mean there's probably a way and we have uh, 27 more days here but the lady here is the polar opposite of the dipshit we just escaped

there was a power outage in the top floor of the house where we are that affected the kitchen area and she was so sorry, she went like an hour to pick up her son to fix it, write her a solution, and drive him home like

it was 110f out today i'm not surprised a circuit popped

but lmao lady you are a saint i love you adopt us

damn that's service

she built a kitchen up here with like, an oven, a microwave, a cold/hot water dispenser, a keurig, tea, a couch, a fridge for each tenant, etc and it's like, okay that's Mildly Annoying but we could have survived a night

also like, we are now beyond a shadow of a doubt convinced that The Smell our landlady was complaining about constantly was either related to the fact we were the only room in the house with carpeting left and she...wouldnt allow vacuuming or like, a pipe nearby but it wasnt us

because we retrieved our stuff and its the same stuff from our room there with us here and things are fine, nothing is off

fuckin weirdo not understanding plumbing

wouldn't..... allow....... vacuuming.......

you also couldnt use the washer/dryer

like what made us get up and leave was lease was up anyway but then she accused me of all humans of drinking some cheap shitty booze she had at her house that went disappearing 1.) one of the days her bf was over and 2.) i went to the doctor with endo complications i was Literally Not There

also just that house was hot and her bleach smelled like onions somehow, so we're pretty sure with that they're going to choke on something toxic if the house doesn't explode from bad wiring

this lady sounds like a trip

but yeah no vacuuming! but fix that smell! but you cant wash anything

so we went to a hotel in palmdale and now we're in an airbnb 10 miles off from that

i should make a plurk that's just "shit we endured from tayra" and in like 4 days the old muslim grandma here has made us feel more welcome than tayra did in 4+ months lmao

we literally have nothing to do but vibe until our plane ride to DC and that's not until end of month so i'm enjoying the free tea/coffee and the not completely insane cleaning standards

like lmao if tayra doesnt think i wont just pick up my shit, leave her with the trash/mess she loved to accuse us of anyway just this once, drop the keys off, and haul ass across town and then block her number and then fly out of state in a couple weeks

fellas is it gay to go intimidate your ex landlady, pick up all you and your gf's belongings, and then fly said girl across a continent to safety

i think you can leave a really good review, but maybe a cash tip wouldnt go unappreciated lol. god this landlady you had is insane

fun fact, while i was packing mine and cassie's stuff i found more mysteriously empty and half empty cans of bullshit like, hard seltzers and stuff in places like...the box of trash bags and behind the toilet paper so lady, yeah, your bf (or cousin, could be her too) sound like real winners

more stuff is gonna smell, more stuff is gonna go missing, and i bet if i look up the address in a year itll be like "exploded in bad electric wiring incident"

as much as the airbnb lady sounds awesome, tips feel a bit... like, you don't tip landlord's, they literally own the land. but then I have Feelings about airbnb in general to do with how many people abuse it. I would go with a gushing review however.