Zigzag Stampede
Thanks! Tim hates it! But I love it!
https://images.plurk.com/1qpwQvfN8376JE78ru9x2n.jpg
Zigzag Stampede
Now... Can I think of a reason that Tim doesn't instantly shred and eat it
Zigzag Stampede
Meanwhile Vash got donut flavoured lube (with sprinkles!) Which he is secretly looking forward to trying and might just.... eat some straight from the tube.
Zigzag Stampede
Soooooo basically both of my boys want to eat their gifts. One physically and one metaphorically
squid
honestly Vash should just sit in the park and squeeze it directly into his mouth. Get a stomach ache later and act like he has no idea how this could have happened
Zigzag Stampede
Must have been poisoned
squid
"haha I definitely didn't eat an entire tube of donut flavored lube in one sitting."
Zigzag Stampede
He sure wouldn't have done that. Nope. Not him. Never
squid
"No one asked if you di-"
"I DIDN'T DO IT"
Awwesome
If you missed the Plurk comment, David gets a pet rat so poster can be shredded for a rat nest. XD
Commenterri
Poor Tim.
ƒrîght˚˖𓍢ִ໋ 🦇
Sasha would look at that poster and promptly ask if they can burn it
ToMOMe
I'm still trying to figure out why Tim would eat it pffffffffffff
ToMOMe
metaphorically pfff
Zigzag Stampede
Because he hates that clown
Zigzag Stampede
Just that RAWR rip, snarl, devour, angry response
Zigzag Stampede
ƒrîght˚˖𓍢ִ໋ 🦇 : she and Tim should have a ritual burning
Zigzag Stampede
Awwesome : I did! I just had to pay attention to work and then forgot to go back! I wanted to say: Tim doesn't mind a rat being in his house so long as it stays in its cage and he doesn't have to touch it
Awwesome
No worries! Just wanted to make sure it was OK before I did a post about it. XD
Zigzag Stampede
Yes! He's not going to say David can't keep it!
Awwesome
And it will be a sweet lazy rat so won't be a trouble. David just won't be sure at first how to care for him.
Awwesome
David needs to learn to take care of someone apart from himself. That isn't about crimes or protecting for work. XD
Awwesome
Luckily for Tim it wasn't a pregnant female? Then there could have been a dozen rats. XD
Zigzag Stampede
Tim thinks they're gross, but he doesn't go: EWWWWWW at them
Zigzag Stampede
That one might have had a bit more of a YEET response
Awwesome
They're cute, Tim. XD Not like wild rats, they generally don't bite and are very clean. Like cats, always grooming themselves.
Awwesome
Zigzag Stampede : Oh! And David wants to discuss something about their contract too.
Zigzag Stampede
Personally I love pet rats so having someone who is a bit: not for me is going to be rough
Zigzag Stampede
NO RHYS CAN'T COME OVER X-( X-( X-(
Awwesome
XD no, no. About the contract renewal.
Zigzag Stampede
Awwesome : more serious answer always happy for another thread between them! Did you want to know what Tim's serious answer would be to what David wants to ask about so you know how David should act moving forward?
Awwesome
I might poke Tim's inbox for it.
Zigzag Stampede
Ok!
Awwesome
Rude, DW, took an hour to send me the notif.
Zigzag Stampede
It's OK as I'm at work anyway haha
Awwesome
David has a pathological need to help others and put himself out of his comfort zone. XD
Zigzag Stampede
And it's a good way to get new CR! Tim will happily keep hanging out with David even without a contract
Awwesome
Yeah, I'm going to combo the post with him asking about caring for a rat too. XD
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