➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
every morning i feed my lizards better than i feed myself just to have them stank face at me bc it's not what they ordered.
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
shut yo ass up and eat your crisp mixed greens, strawberries, and carrots little shits
studly boops
their eternally grumpy demeanor is part of their charm
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
studly boops
: it's true but still the amount of effort 
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
i'm not saying i'm bearded dragon gordon ramsey but i'm not not saying that lmfao
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
i have to get on a ladder to feed my most chonkiest german giant queen and she still gives me the look
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
and i'm like damn you guys are so ungrateful for anything that isn't a super worm
studly boops
they're just letting you know they expect a certain level of quality. when you give them 200%, then maybe they will show some respect
studly boops
(but probably not)
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
for such gluttonous little derps they are so disrespectful
studly boops
at least they aren't going on hunger strikes
studly boops
I used to have the most ornery frog
studly boops
"this is what I want, but it's not wiggling in the precise way I desire. I have no choice; I must starve."
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
studly boops
: they have tried that shit with me and it doesn't work lmfao
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
i will slurry them and none of them are a fan
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
i love frogs kahsfdg
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
I feel this feel. Sometimes Florence leaps from the sand like the mighty shai'hulud she is and gulps down her mouse.
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
they are so spectacular
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
...other times she needs to be bonked on the head with it.
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
Most recently she just lay there, her mouth open, and waited for me to basically put the mouse directly between her jaws.
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
: why are herps the novel - guest starring you two and anyone that has ever owned anything that fits
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
Avanc is my roommates black mexican king snake and she ...is old and senile and regularly gets into INTENSE fights with and tries to eat her own ass.
ദ്ദി •⩊• )
why are herps?
➴ɨռȶʀʊֆɨʋɛ ȶɦօȶ
it's a good question