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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:44 PM
every morning i feed my lizards better than i feed myself just to have them stank face at me bc it's not what they ordered.
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:45 PM
shut yo ass up and eat your crisp mixed greens, strawberries, and carrots little shits
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@Nennui
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:45 PM
their eternally grumpy demeanor is part of their charm
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:46 PM
studly boops : it's true but still the amount of effort
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:46 PM
i'm not saying i'm bearded dragon gordon ramsey but i'm not not saying that lmfao
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:46 PM
i have to get on a ladder to feed my most chonkiest german giant queen and she still gives me the look
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:47 PM
and i'm like damn you guys are so ungrateful for anything that isn't a super worm
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@Nennui
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:50 PM
they're just letting you know they expect a certain level of quality. when you give them 200%, then maybe they will show some respect
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@Nennui
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:50 PM
(but probably not)
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:59 PM
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:59 PM
for such gluttonous little derps they are so disrespectful
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@Nennui
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:00 PM
at least they aren't going on hunger strikes
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@Nennui
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:00 PM
I used to have the most ornery frog
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@Nennui
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:01 PM
"this is what I want, but it's not wiggling in the precise way I desire. I have no choice; I must starve."
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:03 PM
studly boops : they have tried that shit with me and it doesn't work lmfao
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:03 PM
i will slurry them and none of them are a fan
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:03 PM
i love frogs kahsfdg
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@bootknife
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:03 PM
I feel this feel. Sometimes Florence leaps from the sand like the mighty shai'hulud she is and gulps down her mouse.
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:04 PM
they are so spectacular
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@bootknife
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:04 PM
...other times she needs to be bonked on the head with it.
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@bootknife
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:04 PM
Most recently she just lay there, her mouth open, and waited for me to basically put the mouse directly between her jaws.
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:05 PM
emperor zombie : why are herps the novel - guest starring you two and anyone that has ever owned anything that fits
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@bootknife
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:05 PM
Avanc is my roommates black mexican king snake and she ...is old and senile and regularly gets into INTENSE fights with and tries to eat her own ass.
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@bootknife
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:06 PM
why are herps?
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@doggos
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:06 PM
it's a good question
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