Quinneapolis
So there was a 1986 Metroid manga, which never reveals what Samus looks like because that was still a big spoiler
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https://images.plurk.com/5yNjnF2TWQID2pZpkPZIMF.png famous for this page where Samus becomes a lesbian icon
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but what isn't as well known
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is that this page is from an in-universe promo video
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https://images.plurk.com/3kGCI6J5UVzAWCVqUvJxb8.png directed by Samus
showtime!
Oh my god
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
harold,
moontouched
FANTASTIC
izzy.vrm
HAROLD!!!
Quinneapolis
samus's sitting pose in the second page like
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the author knew EXACTLY what they were doing
ShootingXC
Samus's only joys in life: killing space pirates; bikini babes
ShootingXC
...nice chairs, apparently
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The Metroid Database :: Comic/Manga Viewer you can read the whole thing here
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it's a manga but also a strategy guide for metroid 1
Vehrec
what kind of VHS collection does samus have
Vehrec
we need to translate those
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right to left
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- The Legend of Zelda
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- Samus's something-i-can't-read
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- the making of osmething
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- dreamy something
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- blade something
Vehrec
probably her promotional video
✶ 天才的なIDOL様!
samus in that panel is rly like :3c
Quinneapolis
80s chibi samus is honestly a delightful design
Doctor Ansem
It's cute
TWO OF THEM
blade something is specifically "blade ra" and now i'm convinced it's blade runner
Quinneapolis
oh that makes sense
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dreamy ru, making suke
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thanks plurk
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dreamy ru(cut off), making suke(cut off)
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it's canon to this manga that samus just fucking sucks at video games
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and I propose we take that into the modern canon
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she can conquer space pirates and metroids and destroy planets and shit
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but put a controller in her hand and it all falls apart
oh i'm scary
Doctor Ansem
For even more absolute terror, make Ridley good at video games
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"I am not a sore loser, I just prefer to win and when i don't i get FURIOUS"
dragon time
I like how much of a good time samus is having
dragon time
Tragic backstory yeah but
dragon time
She's into her job
go тo вread
oh goodness... I love her
BERSERKER
Doctor Ansem : SCREEEEEEEEEEE (Translation from space pirate: geez samus you gotta stop getting got by the dp on wakeup, what good is setplay if you can't execute it)
Usagi
Hell Yeah Samus
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