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good news everyone, I've created an entity named Schmodd that is personally responsible for all bad things that happen
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so if your life has any problems, they are now Schmodd's fault
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you are no longer accountable for anything
oh i'm scary
but there was already a Todd...
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Todd is an avatar of Schmodd
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the part of it that causes video game problems
oh i'm scary
I see
Snowman's Dance
What about Derrick
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I'm unfamiliar
Rama
Thank god, now I can kill with impunity
Snowman's Dance
He’s an asshole I’ve been blaming for things
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Fucking Derrick
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Where does he get off?
lily!
it's now schmodd's fault that derrick exists
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you know how Zeus and Jupiter are the same god, identified by different cultures
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that's Schmodd and Derrick
Snowman's Dance
Fucking Schmodd. Where does he get off?
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Schmodd is pure evil
Snowman's Dance
Wait, what if something that happens that’s bad is done by a politician or a bigot or something? Shouldn’t we hold them accountable instead of Schmodd?
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they're Schmodd worshippers
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so to punish them is to punish Schmodd
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Good
shivorce
nothing is ever anyone's fault, except schmodd
A Grinning DM
Can we mod schmodd to be less of a bad god?
🎄ndrusi
/nod