lily!
[DnD] i'm glad i am having the exact same experience as charlotte right now
lily!
that is, mildly confused and extremely concerned but has absolutely no idea about the emotional impact and horror this basement brings
SariAAAAAAAH
and hoo boy if explanations ever happen on that :-D
SariAAAAAAAH
it's not Shey's place to say and idk if Astrid would bring it up again but
Phastivus
tl;dr - Astrid's mom is or was awful
Phastivus
that's kind of the bottom line, at least
lily!
yeah i'd picked up that much through implication at least
lily!
meanwhile i'm over here the entire session
lily!
and all the previous sessions really
lily!
just kicking charlotte's shin and going
lily!
"c'mon. emote. emote why don't you. PLEASE,"
Phastivus
She'll get there eventually!
Phastivus
Maybe it'll even not be traumatic.
lily!
unfortunately she is wearing extremely heavy armor and doesn't feel any of my weak nerd kicks
lily!
you say that as if you aren't a DM
lily!
and haven't also run several murdergames
Phastivus
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sorry charlotte
lily!
it's no prob, ha
Phastivus
appropriately enough, the first round of WCB was hosted by the Wonderland Twins from TAZ
lily!
she'll just keep being polite and mildly confused
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also idk if i mentioned this when you first joined us but astrid is based a lot off of crona from soul eater
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so uh
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yeah
lily!
OH I REMEMBER THAT
Phastivus
my exact reaction when she gave me Astrid's full backstory was jesus christ weepinbell
lily!
god. fuck.
lily!
...now i'm just imagining astrid's patron with the personality of ragnarok
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https://images.plurk.com/3IA4uzC1vXDhWa3ugF5lqs.png
he's not exaggerating at all on that btw
Phastivus
...could be further off
Phastivus
it's definitely kind of obnoxious like Ragnarok
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obnoxious but also a lot more sinister under that
lily!
you have no idea how much restraint it takes to keep a lid on charlotte's everything tbh
Phastivus
also a lot less- worldly, I guess is the closest term?
Phastivus
like Ragnarok at least kind of understood what existing as a physical human person entailed
lily!
yeah, that's fair
Phastivus
Astrid's patron is a lot of, like
Phastivus
"Hey touch that burner, see what happens"
Phastivus
like nothing that would be obviously fatal to her, but it's made some fucked up suggestions
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yeah, part of the reason astrid's patron originally came to her mother is because it wanted a foothold in the prime material plane bc it only ever existed between the planes
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(but her mother was too vain to sell her soul to an eldritch being from beyond the stars so she had astrid purely so she could be a vessel for it)
Phastivus
tell the orc lady you think she's hot, see what happens
lily!
oh OUCH
lily!
oh my god
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:-)
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yup, astrid was raised completely without any understanding of teh concept of love and family!
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and eventually snapped because of that when she was out in town running errands and heard a mother and child being happy together
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and confronted her mom and she???? thought???? she killed her???
lily!
oh DEAR
SariAAAAAAAH
the only good idea her patron ever had was to teach Twitch to speak deep speech
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