my boss (a gay man) encouraged me to post something for pride in our work slack so i waited until the last day and wrote three paragraphs on asexuality : )

i am unstoppable, unreachable, and will eradicate acephobia one employee at a time

its also like, a really good portion of the organization is queer anyway, so this is my not-so-subtle "do any of you think asexuals don't belong in the queer umbrella? come fight me" motion

that's very asexy of you.

fight everyone behind the dennys at 5:01

Fuck yeah, get their ass.

nice

ngl im especially emboldened because some customers very publicly complimented me yesterday and this morning so im like

oh good, i have direct proof our customers enjoy me and want to see more of me because i'm public facing, i get to cause problems now because i have leverage

LMAO excellent

both your response and customer enjoyment

i am the non-fuck train, i am unstoppable

hi5s