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L'fuckingChaim
meow I'm a cat [rambles]
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L'fuckingChaim
a problem w trying to get your fiction published is that it's probably a bad move to sell it as "X, But Good"
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L'fuckingChaim
at least, I think it probably is
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L'fuckingChaim
authors are not supposed to ever have negative opinions about other authors' works
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L'fuckingChaim
even if they suck
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L'fuckingChaim
so I'm not allowed to talk about urban fantasy as "Dresden Files, hold the misogyny and Christian-centrism"
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HIKIKOMORTIS
It’s like this... humble respect thing, don’t rip on other people’s work even if you hate/find fault in it, because you don’t want to leave yourself open to someone doing the same to you.
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L'fuckingChaim
yeah
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L'fuckingChaim
unfortunately I like I am sure many writers often get ideas by going "oh no you're treating that concept wrong give it here"
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L'fuckingChaim
(Seanan McGuire is open, at least on Tumblr, about her InCryptid series being inspired by rage at SPN's treatment of its female characters, esp Jo)
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L'fuckingChaim
it's probably good cats have no concept of gender, or the thing where we remove their reproductive organs because cat puberty is inconvenient for us would be. weird.
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L'fuckingChaim
for the record I am VERY IN FAVOR of fixing your cats and indeed any cats you can get your vet's hands on
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L'fuckingChaim
I do not want an unfixed male cat
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L'fuckingChaim
I already do enough cleaning up after the cat (mostly when he eats something that is not food) (TODAY) (PURRCIVAL) without dealing with a cat who has the urge to scent-mark the house
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L'fuckingChaim
let alone yelling for a mate or trying to get out of the house to go FIND a mate
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L'fuckingChaim
cat eunuchs are definitely preferable
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L'fuckingChaim
it just kind of feels weird sometimes
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Un(t)sundered
yeah, I'm sure a lot of writers get inspiration that way? but it's like... you can't pitch that as the concept, even if you're semi-opinion about "yeah, this was inspired by [x]"
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Un(t)sundered
*semi-open
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L'fuckingChaim
yeah
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Un(t)sundered
like the "no, mine now" urge is... real strong
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L'fuckingChaim
"I think this will appeal to people who like X, and also to people who WOULD like X but have too high standards"
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L'fuckingChaim
today we are upset about the girl characters in fantasy being given archery because they're weaker
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L'fuckingChaim
that is not how bows work at all
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L'fuckingChaim
the draw weight on even a medium bow makes that greatsword look like a fucking toothpick
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L'fuckingChaim
anyway I choose to believe that Rosa Joanna FFIV has arm muscles for days
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L'fuckingChaim
she can bench-press Golbez
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L'fuckingChaim
...who is, after all, just a mage wearing heavy armor because it looks edgier
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L'fuckingChaim
and I guess he's using it to compensate for his lower physical defense and letting his natural alien magic defense do all the work on that side
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Un(t)sundered
oh yeah, Rosa is probably absolutely ripped
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Un(t)sundered
at least in the arm muscle department
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L'fuckingChaim
Rosa has huge arms & shoulders
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L'fuckingChaim
Kain, on the other hand, has huge leg muscles and basically no body fat
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L'fuckingChaim
you don't need arms when gravity does your stabbing for you
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Un(t)sundered
yup
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L'fuckingChaim
Cecil is the only person in that relationship who looks like a normal human
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L'fuckingChaim
and he's an alien