Genuinely delighted to see an anime do the "let's take this mythology and make it ten times more extreme and also stupid" to just... the bible

Record of Ragnarok just makes up its OWN version of what happened in the garden of eden

like what Mazinger did to every greek myth ever

in this version the serpent is an evil guy who FUCKS and BETRAYED EVE by FALSELY ACCUSING her of eating the apple because she FRIENDZONED him

i'm losing my mind

so she went to trial at the GREAT COURT OF THE GODS

you know, the hundreds of gods that were there, in Adam and Eve's backstory

where can i watch this

netflix

it's

UNBELIEVABLY stupid

and I'm ALL IN

To be fair, the Torah says they could have been there

It’s only by the time of Moses that G*d establishes that they’re the only god with jurisdiction over the Hebrew people

does the Torah say that they were having a phoenix wright courtroom battle over Eve's guilt until Adam busted in with a basket of apples from the tree, took one bite out of each one and spat it out, then the two of them flounced out of eden of their own will to make their own paradise on earth

because if it does, I might have to read it

“Thou shalt have no other gods before me”

anyway this is all backstory to set up a bareknuckle boxing match between Adam and Zeus

No, but I cannot wait to see an official rabbinical opinion on it given the halacha on vampire kashrut

I would fucking love to see a rabbinical opinion on Adam's backstory in the anime Record of Ragnarok

I’ll see what I can do

the thing I keep thinking about in the backstory as presented is that

nobody ate the fucking apple

how did we get knowledge of good and evil

Adam took bites but he spat them all out

the Stupid Heresy

no one ate the knowledge fruit, everyone's an idiot

nobody knows what good and evil really are and that's why we're so fucked up