Quinneapolis
remember Gex
Rama
Well now I do, thanks a lot
Quinneapolis
I'm watching matt mcmuscles play gex 3 and man
Quinneapolis
there's a series that aged
DehydratedWater
yes, yes it has
DehydratedWater
... I should actually play through the first game one of these days.
Quinneapolis
I only ever pplayed the 2D one
DehydratedWater
That's the one I'm talking about.
Quinneapolis
I was never sure which was first
Quinneapolis
gex 3 is the one where gex the eight polygon gecko man has a romance subplot with a live action FMV woman
Vehrec
I don't remember Gex but I'm glad now that I don't.
Quinneapolis
Vehrec
all I remember of it is that there sure was a gecko man with a tie
Quinneapolis
she seems to canonically be both a secret government agent and a porn star
Doctor Ansem
This is like having a weird memories party at Brad Pitt's house - Gex
Quinneapolis
suppose you've been tasked with rebooting gex
Quinneapolis
what's your approach:
Quinneapolis
1. Update the constant reference to be to 2020s shit
Quinneapolis
2. Drop the constant references
Quinneapolis
3. Have him still reference jerry springer and austin powers
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4. I refuse to reboot gex
Quinneapolis
your choices are rebooting gex or spending six months watching your favorite anime with a friend who just isn't really into it and is on their phone during all the best scenes
Magical☆Gurll
i don't remember anything about gex except that my brothers and i played it until the disc wore out
oh i'm scary
what I mostly remember is playing an unspecified one of them and never finishing it because I didn't know where to go after a certain point despite it being a 2D platformer
oh i'm scary
anyway absolutely 3
DehydratedWater
If I had to reboot Gex, I'd do 1. But honestly, if I were in charge of making a new Gex game, I'd just have it be Gex 4 and do 3.
⏏️ndrusi
both 1 and 3. add 2020s references into the existing mix
Quinneapolis
gex makes a joke about jerry garcia, then dabs
BERSERKER
I feel like that is truly the apotheosis that Bubsy failed to reach, yes.
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