OLYMPIC SPRINTING TO THE NEAREST TREE during every stop at a station. The number one thing I have always told puppy parents to do is teach your dog to urinate on command. It will save your ass. I cannot count the number of times Ferris taking a quick piss has been IMPERATIVE to the success of our day.

I'd be a terrible dog trainer because my standards are so low. Walks nicely on a leash, uses the bathroom quickly, sits on command, comes when called, doesn't chase the cat. That's enough for me.

thats better than i can say for most dogs tbh

^^^