[Snakes] Right now they're with my buddy and apparently Nikki and Rudy are McFucking losing it with the pressure from the rain

Rudy's my special stupid fucker and I love his ass so much

CHILDREN

Aww, poor buddies. It's ok noodles. /would pet if could reach

nikki is having a time

Also this isn't one I have and probs will never have, but NERD (New England Reptile Distributors) has one. His name's Mr. Crowley and he's gorgeous:

It's an albino (with some other genes I don't fucking remember) Mangrove Snake

they're also where I got EVA and I can't gush about them enough. They socialize all their reptiles

If I ever get another colubrid, I'd go back there in a heartbeat

Ooo pretty. Man, I miss having a snake.