
Platinum
Someone leaked the Powerpuff's pilot script and, hoo boy.

Platinum
Fortunately, the CW rejected it

MAD DOGS
i feel like hearing the CW rejected it is enough of a quality marker that i dont even have to read through it

MAD DOGS
imagine dropping the ball so hard the CW is like "nah"

Zita
MAD DOGS
: god right

kaylin
MAD DOGS
: indeed

Shard
...Wow. So. That's. A thing.

BIKE ZELDA
oh son of a bitch, it's been taken down

BIKE ZELDA
i wanted to read this garbage

It's Nick
Well I'm surprised they dropped it, I admit -- I thought it was a done deal things were going to happen

It's Nick
It must have been quite the hot garbage

kaylin
a dude complained that he was being discriminated against because he was a white male

It's Nick
Eugh

BIKE ZELDA
wasn't it already filming?

Shard
They probably filmed the pilot.

It's Nick
Wow, these script fragments really show this is downright awful

kaylin
"Bubbles. Is. Back!" "Not to be confused with your other film, Bubbles on Her Back."

kaylin
BIKE ZELDA
: I don't know the source, but apparently someone saved the bits here

kaylin
peek with caution, I guess?

Zita
guys this script contains the word "woot"

BIKE ZELDA
kaylin
: dang, i can't seem to open that. Adobe keeps telling me the file is corrupt

kaylin
boo, sorry

BIKE ZELDA
NBD

BIKE ZELDA
it sounds like it contains every cliche i could ever imagine

Ⓓᴀɴ ⓈᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪꙄ
...is Bubbles On Her Back a sexual reference or am I missing something

BIKE ZELDA
definitely a sexual reference

Ⓓᴀɴ ⓈᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪꙄ


Ⓓᴀɴ ⓈᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪꙄ
we really needed a Soulja Boy joke here huh

Platinum
I updated the opening post with the Internet Archive link

BIKE ZELDA
well that was a ride

Platinum
I can see why the CW turned it down