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Ooookay, got Dirk's TL up for the Fourth Wall. It's not CLOSED closed, but please... talk to me first so I don't wake up to like 11 tag-ins and get overwhelmed dsknlafmasd
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I'm so so flattered by how much interest there is in him every Fourth Wall... but I am extremely disabled and I can't hug every cat do every thread....
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There's no priority system btw... not-even-in-the-game people are slightly less likely to get picked just because I'm TRYING to build up his CR pool... but new CR, close CR, whatever CR.... it's just sort of what I think would be easy/fun/CR-cultivating in a way I'm into........... I'm sorry I NEVER WANTED TO LIMIT LIKE THIS
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FRIENDS HUG
pats
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Usagi
dirk u better show at carlys wedding even if offscreen tho,
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UGH he GUESSES no I'm joking, he'll definitely show up for her.
Naem
pats...!
sailor bii
it's wonderful
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Reupping this partially for the benefit of it being noticed and partially to note that if anyone needs an explanation for what the fuck his power is doing and will do, I totally forgot to include my usual OOC disclaimer/explanation so uh feel free to inquire here
Calliente
I just realized, Claude needs to tag Dirk because we had an Agreement
Calliente
I ALMOST FORGOT
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Oh shit YEAH GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Calliente
Although they're friendlier than they were at the time we had that idea, so idk if exactly how Dirk is gonna use his narrative powers to mess with Claude has changed any or not
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Also I hope you enjoyed Dirk's last tag to Claude, where he answered maybe 15% of what Claude was asking--
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Honestly yeah he still would, ESPECIALLY because Claude has been so nosy about the narrative thing
Calliente
Oh is that not standard for godlike beings, Claude's just kind of adjusted to that by now
Calliente
Kind of like how if you burn your hands enough times, enough nerves die that you have higher heat tolerance
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SDLAKMFsdfads
Calliente
Spoiler alert Dirk Claude is nosy about everything, you're not special
Calliente
I could line up so much of Claude's CR to co-sign this statement
Calliente
Geralt and Jaskier would sign twice each
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Yeah but Dirk doesn't care about "everything."
Naem
i should probably say i still very much want fourth wall shenanigans with dirk but i'm not sure how it'd go considering the other thread we have going on fdgfxd
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He's not MAD, to be clear. He's just... listen, he doesn't have his audience, he doesn't have his canon. Claude inadvertently invited himself in to Dirk's situation AND he's got his nose in Emet's business...
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Naem : I MEAN I'D... BE DOWN, but naskjdfasd I don't know how Diavolo would feel about Dirk trying to influence his thoughts (if he even noticed?????)
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On the other hand he could finally learn Dirk is 5'5"
Naem
oh for the record he would absolutely hate it
Naem
although i am curious to know how that would interact w the whole. two souls situation
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WELL.... the narrative doesn't really "care" about that, Dirk would just have to be really careful about leaving Doppio out of it
Naem
god that's so interesting tho
Naem
god it could be a hard counter to epitaph too he hates it
Naem
sorry i'll stop taking over your plurk now dfhggfh
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No I mean that's practically what this plurk is for
Naem
Calliente
I just gave you one of the better tags I've written recently, Raile
Calliente
Or possibly it's bullshit and I'm just tired and thinking I'm funnier than I am
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SADKGJNLKSDG Hholy shit
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This is art
Calliente
YOU'RE WELCOME
FRIENDS HUG
botched equine vore <- name of my band
Naem
god that's PRETTY good
Calliente
I love how, like
Calliente
Threading with Dirk practically invites me to go absolute hog wild with the prose of my tags
Calliente
We're in Homestuck country, this is how things are done here
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YEP
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This is why I can't quit Homestuck, there's just so much freedom and potential in it /clenches my little fist
Calliente
I'm a lapsed Homestuck, we don't attend services but we celebrate the holidays
Naem
dsgdzgzdfgzdfg
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LMFA
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O
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I lost a letter there
Calliente
But yeah seriously though I still love Homestuck even if I don't really RP from it anymore
Naem
yeah despite my feelings on Post-Canon i don't think the homestuck has ever really left my prose for good
Naem
and obviously i still cherish the parts of it that i DID love
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Honestly Homestuck has had a permanent effect on media during and since its heyday and that's not a value judgment, it just IS. Personally I think it's phenomenal and I like the ways it's impacted storytelling and stories, but
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Either way it's THERE
sailor bii
it's super THERE
gummical
I mean Hermione is flying around on her giant ass Altaria if Dirk wants a comfier ride?
Calliente
Hey Raile, I just thought of a thing
Calliente
If Claude requested a Morpeko egg spawned from the Calamity herself, would Dirk oblige
Calliente
(He wants to give it to Lysithea)
Maidstrong
my ass is finally getting to 4th wall, can you handle a Jane tag or r u not feeling it
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gummical : Actually, that would be very funny because Dirk can... actually fly, so he can just hang out in the sky with her!
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Calliente : MKDSGASMK Dirk wants to know if Claude has beef with Lysithea or what
Calliente
NO it's just that Lysithea is tiny and cute but deadly
Calliente
Claude recognizes covergent evolution when he sees it
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Dirk would have to pick a dad... who Calamity won't destroy on sight, but otherwise, sure, he knows a Breeder. (He's... dating that Breeder. It's Hythlodaeus.)
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He is, however, making Claude responsible for rehoming all the OTHER babies that result from this
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That's CLAUDE'S problem
Calliente
CLAUDE WILL ACCEPT THESE TERMS
Calliente
For Lysithea
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I will pass this on to Oli and get back to you with... whatever the results of this breeding are SDAFMKSD
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Maidstrong : YES GIVE ME JANE and I think that'll be about my limit for "threads I can keep up with" so that's perfect
Maidstrong
OKAY I WILL TAG...LATER
Maidstrong
leaving for work soon
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NO WORRIES I am all over the place tonight :V
Maidstrong
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