p/odbkwx

@JavaWinters

Tue, May 18, 2021 9:46 PM

@stevebob

Tue, May 18, 2021 9:47 PM

Hello 911? I'd like to report a murder.

@JavaWinters

Tue, May 18, 2021 9:58 PM

@Atropos

Tue, May 18, 2021 10:11 PM

I like that she uses “lie” rather than some euphemism.

@JavaWinters

Tue, May 18, 2021 10:23 PM

Yes!

@Flyfisher

Wed, May 19, 2021 1:11 AM

Do you smell something burning? His pants are on fire.

@snorkelbuddy

Wed, May 19, 2021 2:03 PM

to her!