The brain to the body, standing at the front door: okay. We have too many things in our hands. I recommend putting the purse away so we can open the door with the keys and leave the house.
The body: understood.
The body: /throws keys into bag, jams purse into keyhole.
The body: hm. Something feels wrong here
The brain: holy shit I'm so fucking stupid.

SKLDJFSLKDJF MOOD THOUGH?

𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓈𝓈❆ help me

oh no

I cannot help you for I have done the same type of thing and I assure you, my assistance cannot save you.

Anyway good morning and Eid Murabak all

𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓈𝓈❆ it's just the two of us staring at the door handle wondering why it won't open and then someone comes by and turns it for us and we're just like

Avatar The Last Airbender What GIF - Find & Share on...

BASICALLY

Flash Bastard : EXACTLY THAT

The Far Side is often a Mood, but that one especially.

It is almost time for lunch but today is a chill day. Sorting out the last few I ventory hiccups and then I'm filling powders for the rest of today and tomorrow so

I do be hungry thoooo

Lol I do this all the time. I've got tunnel vision, so I tend to convince myself that places are perfectly okay to walk and then I just smack headfirst into a wall

This is a daily thing, it's good I'm fat since my boobs tend to absorb the impact. You'd really think I'd learn after awhile, but nope

Brain offline

I also lock myself out of my house a lot because there's an automatic deadbolt and I can know for sure that my keys are in my hand. Spoilers: the keys are still in my room

sentient gate : YEAH. ILL BE LIKE 'I DEFFO REMEMBER PICKING THEM UP' and then i walk out the door and i dont have them

they're on the kitchen counter right on top of the eggs

Exactly. Sneaky keys, making us think we have them

I now have trained myself to 'Idiot Check' myself before I leave places, especially the house and pubs. Purse, Pass, Phone.

Like I remember in the before days when we were leaving one pub to go to the next we'd get up and one person would yell "IDIOT CHECK" to make sure 15 or so very tipsy if not full on drunk young adults had their shit

Lol yeah I do a little self patdown to make sure my phone is in my left pocket and my wallet (with key attached) is in the right pocket

Yet still it happens. Often

XD

ahhh lunchtime has been pretty good, i've been tippy tapping my way through some tags hahah

it's actually wild how much easier it is to write when you have the proper amount of desk to rest your arms on

I think I'm going to have to look into getting a bigger desk more seriously now, but then the office is so small as is

not entirely sure what I'll be able to fit in there hmmm

I HAVE DONE THINGS LIKE THIS you are not alone

Oh my god brains

brain no work good ever