Chonky Tig
Jason deserves so much more than the assault he's getting from me trying to make AC
Chonky Tig
i am so sorry Jason
neurotoxic
Jason is just like.....what if I just break all his teeth
Chonky Tig
he deserves it
neurotoxic
He'll return him to Roman with no teeth like "here for better cocksucking"
Chonky Tig
doing you a FAVOR roman
Chonky Tig
jason imaging all the things he can do to victor without getting in trouble to keep dick mentally at peace
Chonky Tig
victor: i TOLD you i'd distract you
neurotoxic
Someone is like "Jay why are you smiling like that" and Jason is like like "what? no...reason???" and really he was just imagining turning Zsasz into his own personal pinata
Chonky Tig
I am NOT going to turn zsasz into a walking pin cushion lol, what gave you that idea?
neurotoxic
He's been really good, no one has seen th etrue extent of what the League of Assassins taught him
neurotoxic
why not play cat and mouse with Zsasz
neurotoxic
Give him a paranoia
neurotoxic
A personal gift from the Al Ghul's: Jason Todd
neurotoxic
although now I want to write that fic
Chonky Tig
oh fuck
neurotoxic
not with Zsasz but like "the personal gift from Ra's Al Ghul: Jason Todd as a stalker"
Chonky Tig
AHAHAH
Chonky Tig
thank you ra's
neurotoxic
hmmmmm
neurotoxic
hmmmmmmmmmm
neurotoxic
Now I have ideas
Chonky Tig
will you share with the class
neurotoxic
Talia and Ra's keeping an eye on Spyral with their pet assassin, Tiger's been followed for like months but then Dick joins Spyral
Chonky Tig
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Chonky Tig
um wow i like this
neurotoxic
Ty do you think I can write this without it descending immediately into a comedy of errors
neurotoxic
BUT I think I will actually write it
neurotoxic
Just Tiger's paranoia ramped up to 200
Chonky Tig
please god i think you can absolutely write this
Chonky Tig
and a comedy of errors sounds like delicious ICING on the tiger paranoia cake
Chonky Tig
Tiger: sets up some hair on doors as a subtle test
Chonky Tig
jason: idiot man, you think it's that hard to reset
neurotoxic
Jason starts to do shit like subtly move his prayer rug like a half inch over to the left
Chonky Tig
Tiger: I am not insane I measured the distance before I left
Dick: ok, tell me what else I am supposed to call that
neurotoxic
hm hm hmmmmm
neurotoxic
I think I will have to write this
Chonky Tig
Chonky Tig
oh fuck
neurotoxic
For possibly also a scene of Tiger smart talking Jason and Jason slapping him across the mouth
Chonky Tig
oh my GOD
Chonky Tig
the look of shock on that grumpy cat's face
Chonky Tig
bro
Chonky Tig
beautiful
neurotoxic
mmmm yes
Chonky Tig
jason: slaps him across the face
tiger: marry me
neurotoxic
Tiger's like usually league assassins just tell me what they want me to know and let me live my life, why is this one THE WORST
Chonky Tig
Ra's call off your awful little brat
Chonky Tig
he's ruining my mental health
neurotoxic
I just really love assassin Jason and I find him grossly underutilized
Chonky Tig
assassin Jason is amazing and deserves so much more screentime
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