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Mon, May 3, 2021 4:50 AM

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香港人台 2021.05.03 🇭🇰
※ 香港人閒聊台
※ 每日一台/新台主不限同一位
※ 舊台最後貼上新台連結避免重複開台
※ 台主每日題目：一人一meme/cap 圖

香港人每日閒聊台集中

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Mon, May 3, 2021 4:51 AM

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E家落雨天，點都要有E張

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 4:52 AM

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wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 4:52 AM

完美咁概括我嘅生活

fries3439

Mon, May 3, 2021 4:55 AM

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wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 4:56 AM

fries3439: 我曾經經歷過類似嘅事

fries3439

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:01 AM

wine2912: 我試過因為學校有需要所以去咗買以前細個會玩嗰啲發泡膠飛機（唔識點形容），買完好開心咁同朋友講呢個係童年回憶，之後拆咗隻嚟玩，十秒之後就唔小心整爛咗隻飛機

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:07 AM

fries3439: 樂極生悲

我係高中時有日所有同學都出去食飯，剩低我一個喺課室做嘢，諗住做曬先去，做完嘢之後好興奮又好肚餓咁去食飯，衝出去對面嘅屋邨，跟住就仆咗街，整損咗右手、左臂同一個膝頭哥

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:09 AM

fries3439: 然後咁啱有幾個隔離班嘅同學翻嚟，見到我咁唔單只冇扶我，仲喺度笑我

後尾我自己一個去醫療室等人幫我包扎，然後午餐剩低30分鐘嘅時間去咗M記食

moon9096

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:10 AM

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好想買呢個cereal

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Mon, May 3, 2021 5:10 AM

早晨啊兩位旅人

D經歷聽落好痛

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Mon, May 3, 2021 5:10 AM

moon9096: 人形狀好得意

pisces5963

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:11 AM

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wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:12 AM

moon9096: 我對於脆卜卜嘅嘢抗拒唔到

moon9096

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:12 AM

大家早晨，咁又星期一了

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Mon, May 3, 2021 5:16 AM

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搵到手機有E張
點解會有save

ferret4565

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:18 AM

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moon9096

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:18 AM

ಠ_ಠ: 我個屎眼隱隱作痛

shake6308

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:27 AM

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wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:30 AM

刺激

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snail8897

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:31 AM

唔知幾時save
~~個腦自動load到張鐵林~~

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Mon, May 3, 2021 5:35 AM

moon9096: seed 好重要

pisces5963: ~~電腦大爆炸~~
ferret4565:

shake6308: E張都經典

wine2912: 好勁，deadline 到咁應該算係一種人生成就
snail8897: 中史書個乾隆係咁嘅話我一定會好勤力

dove8648

Mon, May 3, 2021 5:44 AM

早晨

OMORI係一個好遊戲

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kiwi1495

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:10 AM

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:14 AM

我拎出偉係度嗎

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kiwi1495

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:10 AM

今日（其實係噚日）治癒噗

ಠ_ಠ - 幹———親戚小孩來家裡玩，我收在自己房間櫃子裡的色鉛筆（前面還用東西遮住）被小孩擅自挖出來然...

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Mon, May 3, 2021 6:14 AM

kiwi1495: 好治愈，死o靚仔冇家教俾人打抵死
我冇咁嘅勇氣

pisces3338

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:18 AM

偽迷因圖

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kiwi1495

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:21 AM

搵到另一張自製嘅

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~~之後又再改多咗另一張，下面嗰格係「唔夠半個鐘就full booking」~~

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:24 AM

kiwi1495: 呢個meme我都有自製過

嗰時uncle roger好hit時整嘅不過宜家unfollow咗佢lu

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kiwi1495

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:27 AM

wine2912: uncle roger真係

本身都會loop下佢啲片，睇埋佢中之人(?)啲棟篤笑

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:28 AM

kiwi1495: 我好似都有save過呢張

個屌你老母係精華

kiwi1495

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:32 AM

wine2912: 借錢呢張真係好好用(x
~~雖然我係prefer有借有還嘅~~

muffin8880

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:33 AM

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:34 AM

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太好笑我要到處分享
尋晚笑到癲咗
btw我係三歌 ~~雞肉麻辣三小唔該~~

muffin7284

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:33 AM

kiwi1495: 個噗我都有睇，噗主冇出手打個細路又解決到件事都唔錯

kiwi1495

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:34 AM

muffin8880: 一二三四五wwwww

kiwi1495

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:35 AM

muffin7284: 要讚個噗主嘅反應真係好好
俾著係我應該係嚇到呆咗唔知點

muffin7284

Mon, May 3, 2021 6:55 AM

kiwi1495: 係我嘅話我實同佢父母嘈到攞返賠償，唔理咩親戚關係

個細路梗係佢哋教返我冇責任㗎

另外覺得起碼用錢買得返都好，萬一係啲限量版...

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:11 AM

muffin7284: 睇到噗主嘅反應真係好爽

父母唔識教細路仲要喺到死賴咩「讓下小朋友」，其實每一樣嘢都有佢對於主人嘅價值，唔係咩「顏色筆買咁貴鬼做咩」

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:13 AM

~~btw之前睇屯門畫室見到啲木顏色勁貴~~

我會好肉赤

brandy3925

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:19 AM

早晨

muffin7284

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:25 AM

wine2912: 係，每個人都有自己鍾意/實用嘅嘢，值得買我都會買，仲會好好珍惜~~唔好買返嚟浪費咗就好~~

muffin7284

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:28 AM

btw 細個試過表妹鍾意個玩具就咁攞走咗，佢爸媽直接俾錢我媽話買過新嘅

我真係好唔開心喊咗好耐因為係我家姐送嘅生日禮物而且之後買唔返一模一樣

~~最後俾我喺佢屋企廁所地下見到條屍wtf~~

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Mon, May 3, 2021 7:29 AM

如果有人攞咗我D copic 同finecolour 去玩嘅話，我應該會幫佢人體彩繪下

攞支純黑色起塊面到寫字

owl6432

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:32 AM

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:33 AM

依家諗返好彩我屋企唔會比人黎，同埋我係家族入面最細個個，唔係啲收藏實凍過水

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:42 AM

owl6432: 我屋企都唔會俾其他人嚟

因為我阿媽驚有人偷佢嘢

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 7:43 AM

以前小學時請過異性同學嚟玩，結果俾阿媽打到飛起

brandy3925

Mon, May 3, 2021 8:03 AM

wine2912: 點解啊

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 8:12 AM

brandy3925: 因為我未經佢哋同意就應承咗個男仔嚟我屋企

加上一個女仔帶男仔過嚟屋企好尷尬（雖然只係小學生）

moon9096

Mon, May 3, 2021 10:31 AM

收工啦

onion9495

Mon, May 3, 2021 11:19 AM

早晨

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falcon491

Mon, May 3, 2021 11:43 AM

手機冇添！

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Mon, May 3, 2021 11:48 AM

頂，天氣熱，D昆蟲開始出來，啱啱起宿舍一路煮野食一路殺蟲

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Mon, May 3, 2021 11:48 AM

一陣要入房攞殺蟲水搞搞佢

ferret4565

Mon, May 3, 2021 11:51 AM

屋企好多飛蟻飛入嚟

owl6432

Mon, May 3, 2021 12:00 PM

ferret4565: 如果我屋企係咁，我會嚇到唔敢郁

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Mon, May 3, 2021 12:06 PM

ferret4565: 咁大獲

殺蟲水有冇用

ಠ_ಠ

Mon, May 3, 2021 12:06 PM

update：我眼見嘅三隻都已經俾我嘅如來神掌打死咗

snail8897

Mon, May 3, 2021 12:27 PM

醒起琴日摷衫，見到有件衫黐咗噠嘢，用指甲刮一刮就見到一粒粒青黃色!@#$%^&*

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Mon, May 3, 2021 12:47 PM

頂我間房都有條蟲

ferret4565

Mon, May 3, 2021 12:56 PM

OK啦唔算太多嘅
落雨真係煩

moon9096

Mon, May 3, 2021 1:51 PM

我個滅蚊燈差唔多24/7咁開住了

wine2912

Mon, May 3, 2021 1:54 PM

同樣開緊滅蚊燈

~~借隻簷蛇翻嚟食蟲~~

snail8897

Mon, May 3, 2021 1:56 PM

啊啊啊我屋企啱啱都比飛蟻入侵

成隊飛入嚟窗都閂唔切痴線架

moon9096

Mon, May 3, 2021 1:59 PM

我個浴室有時仲有個啲飛得好慢嘅蟲

snail8897

Mon, May 3, 2021 2:17 PM

慎
戰鬥結束，屍橫遍野
好彩香港啲飛蟻係細size

onion9495

Mon, May 3, 2021 2:18 PM

snail8897: 恭喜（？）

snail8897

Mon, May 3, 2021 2:30 PM

onion9495: 多謝(？) 沖杯茶定定驚先

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Tue, May 4, 2021 7:10 AM

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