[vtuber] okay it's been a while, so If I Were A VTuber, This Would Be My Character:

you know the tumblr posts and shit that talk about the deep unknowable spirits that dwell deep in the forests, that are still untouched by humans,

and also simultaneosly

how women in acts of desperation will run off into the forest to never be heard from again

and stumble across said spirits of nature and woods

and then lesbians ensue?

that's my vtuber persona

ANCIENT SPIRIT OF THE FORESTS, WHO HAS WANDERED THE EARTH FOR EONS, ANYWHERE WHERE THE WOOD STILL GROWS WILD AND FREE,

shows up in the modern world like "hey why did women stop wandering off into the woods to escape arranged marriages and shit?"

"oh it's because you all invented video games"

"......................okay,"

that's it that's the gimmick

vtuber avatar has antlers

color schemes are green, brown, and black

just a little bit edgy

absolutely has to have an alternate skin that's scary and shrouded in deep shadow and shit though

for like, a Persona, the gimmick is definitely "i am ancient and not quite up to date on the human world because i live in the woods dude"

but also "mega gay"

because not enough vtubers are explicitly gay instead of performative-without-actually-committing

So would you be playing games where girls romance monsters and spirits to romance the monsters and spirits yourself, or to rate them unfavourably compared to you?

"I can't believe this is what modern lesbians abandoned me for"

"Well, okay this and running water, you all live in this weird luxury-poverty."

"Your clothes are shit but your baths are nice."

that is great

oooooooooo

I think actual content would be
1. anything gay, anything
2. RPGs, but ESPECIALLY JRPGs where the villain motivation is "you're wrecking the planet time to kill humanity" and I could be like "YOU KNOW... THEY'RE RIGHT THOUGH?"
3. minecraft and other building games, hardcore cottagecore aesthetic 100% of the time

I think a part of the bit would actually be being a little bit tsundere but only towards modern conveniences

"Ah, I love being able to just microwave ramen... I MEAN, O FCOURSE, THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE BEAUTY OF NATURE... gathering berries... yeah, uh huh" slurp ramen noodles

or some such