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Stephen King's Other Vampire Story
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The description of the vampire's cape. "Red as a fire engine inside, black as a woodchuck's asshole outside. When it spread out behind him it looked like a god damned bat's wing."
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BLACK AS A WOODCHUCK'S ASSHOLE.
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WELL SHIT THE VIDEO TOOK A TURN.
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Nothing like trying to take a piss while the cat screams at you through the bathroom door.
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I wanna go back to reading the bunny book.
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The names the one author had for her bunnies were fucking amazing.
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Mr. Bop. Wormguy. Dairy Queen. Ramona.
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SHE HAD A HOTOT NAMED RAMONA.
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It's also interesting that in wild settings, the bucks tend to rule the warrens, but in domestic settings, the does are the bosses.
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Ramona, the hotot I mentioned, had a little pack of boy bunnies that she ruled.
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The author compared her to the that one girl that ran with the bad boys.
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Which let me chuffed since hotots look like they're wearing thick eyeliner.
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A little girl boss.
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The author also took in disabled bunnies. She had one named Mrs. Bean that used a cart.
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Some bunnies were paralyzed.
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Or other issues.
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There's also people that insist animals can't develop a culture and that always made me roll my eyes.
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Might be all the time I've been around wild and domestic critters, but I've seen animals develop and carry traditions.
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Fucking crows.
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Those bastards _remember._
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my mother is visiting tomorrow after i have therapy.
my mother is visiting tomorrow after i have therapy.
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hope she's ready for me to be a little spacy after.
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OH GOD JORDAN PETERSON STILL ALIVE???
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THOUGHT HE DIED FROM EATING NOTHING BUT BEEF AND WATER.
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Got the dishes into the washer. I'm going to make rice bowls tonight.
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Sometimes when I hear people talk about Wonderland or Oz, they go on how terrifying and grotesque those places are and I'm like that's why kids love them. These places are fun to read about because they scare them.
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Baum didn't intend for his stuff to be made grimdark. That's why I kinda hate dark retellings of Oz properties.
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Also, things that scare adults don't always scare kids.
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Okay I didn't know about the Glass Cat in The Patchwork Girl of Oz. CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK.
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Though, I could easily see a kid just brushing that horror off.
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....holy shit, oz was anti capitalist.
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i DIDN'T NOTICE THAT AS A KID.
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COMRADE BAUM.
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wait. baum was racist. gdi.
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holy shit he proposed genociding america's native population to save their pride. what the fuuuuuck.
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idk why i'm shocked that a white man from the early 1900's was racist as fuck.
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i don't get shocked when i hear white dudes now act like racists.
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reading my plurks must be a rollercoaster...
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tomorrow, i'm going to take a break from updating. a day off.
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i know if i was doing the rabbit died in a novel format, i wouldn't be going over shit like this, but also cody lost his memory meats and some of the people that read the rabbit died have their own memory issues and have told me their appreciate rundowns.
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they appreciate.
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arse.
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jfc i'm wondering if i should make a wiki
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i DO HAVE CHARACTER PAGES I WROTE FOR MY OWN ASS.
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i'll just, huh, trim spoilers and type them up.
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people didn't know chocolate sauerkraut cake exists???
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Read a fanfic that used "pee-pee pants city" as a tag and my dumbass got surprised when piss play appeared.
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It's an actual line from TWD. Negan says "pee-pee pants city" at one point. I THOUGHT THE AUTHOR WAS MAKING A REFERENCE, NOT WARNING FOR GOLDEN SHOWERS.
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i played myself.
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UPDATE UP
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Going to bed at a reasonable time! Holy shit!